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Origin
Patsirs were funded by the great Robert Class II.
Out of boredom, he wanted to have a pet team in the Blood Bowl Arena. Because is father 'Bob' Class died at the hands of a drunk Ogre, he picked a coach that would to agree to assemble a team without. Reporters heard rumors of racist posters inside the locker room: Anti-Ogre, Anti-Underworlders & Anti-gobelin.

-1st year -- game #1 to #12-
A gentle and promising start in the Open League.
The fifth game of the Patsirs came to be a nightmare, with two household players dying on 2nd kickoff. It would leave a mark and team needed resconstruction: avoiding claws + MG combo for a while. Still, on game #10, they got their asses kicked by a roady amazon team. Ego is shaking.

By the end of the twelveth game, a whole roster of linemen has died or retired from the team :
RIP Hightower, promising and dedicated player. RIP Mayonn, your brother now served along your former camarades. But died and returned as a zombie. Von Noy / Evans / Fratello / Seymour you won't be forgotten.
On the bright side, the winning record is positive. See you next year, expect some changes and improvements during the offseason !

-2nd year -- game #13 to #24-
Trimmed some fat on the roster. No losses, and casualty fest done by the "invisible" linemen on game #15. 3 of them got a spp boost afterwards. Unfortunately, Lawyer died on game #16, on a vile orcish foul late in the 2nd half. A difficult loss to cope with. Harrison is now the new team captain and he will mentor this kid.

The undefeated streak is over at game #19 !!
And more drama/identity crisis for the Patsirs team! Two disappointing performances against Necros. The first was a given victory, but bodged on a silly turnover by wannabe tackler Brady, costing a TD. In the second, the Pats could not replicate the werewolf kill, on Santiago, who claimed Mayo's life and 'recruited' him as a zombie. Removed 3 more! No, Humans could not touch that wolf on that day. With no hope in sight, an apothecary overwhelmed, and everyone boxed in a scary golem cage, the coach resorted to a shameful concession late in the 2nd. Coach issued a statement to apology to the league, the opposing coach, the organisation and the fans.
6 games without a win ! Dire need of inspiration going forward.

-Star Positions-
Harrison - Strong safety
Lagarette - Outside Linebacker/Fullback
Brandy - Quarterback
Allen - Werewolf killer
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Wrestle, Fend
  18 0 0 0 4 2 18/31 90k
(50+40)k
 
2
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Wrestle, Dirty Player
  18 0 3 0 1 2 21/31 90k
(50+40)k
 
3
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Kick, Guard
  23 0 1 0 2 2 17/31 100k
(50+50)k
 
4
Lineman
6 3 3 8   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
 
5
Lineman
6 3 3 8   14 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 50k
(50+0)k
 
6
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Dodge, Block
  22 0 4 0 0 2 22/31 100k
(50+50)k
 
7
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block
  10 1 0 0 3 1 12/16 70k
(50+20)k
 
11
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
  5 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 60k
(60+0)k
 
12
Thrower
6 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Accurate, Dump-Off
  23 12 2 0 0 0 18/31 110k
(70+40)k
 
13
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Guard, Dauntless
  23 0 2 0 4 1 19/31 130k
(90+40)k
 
14
Blitzer
8 3 4 8
Block
Mighty Blow, +AG, +MA
  23 0 6 0 9 1 41/51 180k
(90+90)k
 
15
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
+AG
  7 1 1 0 2 2 18/16 130k
(90+40)k
 
16
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Guard, Tackle, Grab
  20 0 5 0 3 2 31/51 150k
(90+60)k
 
13 players  
Coach: charourou Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Human Fan Factor: 8  
Current Team Value: 1600k (±660) Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 180k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1600k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:23 (9/9/5) |TD Diff:9 (32 - 23) |Cas Diff:3 (27/13/7 - 29/7/8)
Last Opponent: FeH2