| # | Player Name | Position | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Player Skills | Inj | Cp | TD | Int | Cas | Mvp | SPP | Cost |
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| 1 | Kochkelle | Treeman | 2 | 8 | 1 | 10 | Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Thick Skull, Take Root, Throw Team-Mate, +ST, +ST | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 9 | 1 | 23 | 120000 |
| 2 | Besenstiel | Treeman | 2 | 6 | 1 | 10 | Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Thick Skull, Take Root, Throw Team-Mate, Guard | | 0 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 13 | 120000 |
| 3 | Hamburger Hansli | Halfling | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | n | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 11 | 30000 |
| 4 | Hot Dog Dougy | Halfling | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 30000 |
| 5 | Kebab Köbi 2 | Halfling | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step, Block | | 0 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 20 | 30000 |
| 6 | Milk Shake Mike | Halfling | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 30000 |
| 7 | Sandwich Sandro | Halfling | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 30000 |
| 9 | Chips Charly | Halfling | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 13 | 30000 |
| 10 | Waffel Walter | Halfling | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sure Feet | | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 11 | 30000 |
| 11 | Taco Tarik | Halfling | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 7 | 30000 |
| 12 | Pizza Peter | Halfling | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step, Sure Feet | n, m | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 19 | 30000 |
| 13 | Döner Dany | Halfling | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Dirty Player | | 0 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 9 | 30000 |
| 14 | Chicken Nugget Chris | Halfling | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 30000 |
| 15 | Don Donut | Halfling | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 30000 |
| 16 | Pommes Popper | Halfling | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 30000 |
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| Team Name: | - Lots of Calories - | Re-Rolls: | 3 |
| Race: | Halfling | Fan Factor: | 11 |
| Team Rating: | 126 | Assistant Coaches: | 1 |
| Treasury: | 0 | Cheerleaders: | 1 |
| Coach: | Jokaero | Apothecary: | Yes |
| | | Team Wizard: | No |