| # | Player Name | Position | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Player Skills | Inj | Cp | TD | Int | Cas | Mvp | SPP | Cost |
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| 1 | Jesus Saves | Squig Hopper | 6 | 4 | 3 | 7 | Pro, Leap, Sprint, Mighty Blow, Blood Lust, Dodge | | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 15 | 100000 |
| 2 | But Saku Koivu | Squig Hopper | 6 | 4 | 3 | 7 | Pro, Leap, Sprint, Mighty Blow, Blood Lust | m | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 100000 |
| 3 | Receives | Squig Herder | 6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 40000 |
| 4 | The rebound | Squig | 5 | 4 | 4 | 7 | Leap, Sprint, Mighty Blow, Very Long Legs, Blood Lust, No Hands, Really Stupid, Block, Sure Feet | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 18 | 70000 |
| 5 | And Scores! | Squig Herder | 6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 40000 |
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| Team Name: | 4 Re-bounds | Re-Rolls: | 5 |
| Race: | Squig Herders | Fan Factor: | 9 |
| Team Rating: | 92 | Assistant Coaches: | 3 |
| Treasury: | 25000 | Cheerleaders: | 0 |
| Coach: | Karhumies | Apothecary: | Yes |
| | | Team Wizard: | No |