| # | Player Name | Position | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Player Skills | Inj | Cp | TD | Int | Cas | Mvp | SPP | Cost |
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| 1 | Shjoo... i'm a schpeedbump? | Lineman | 7 | 3 | 3 | 7 | | | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 50000 |
| 2 | Ow lookschjee.. itshj a busshjerflai | Storm Vermin | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block, Guard, Mighty Blow | | 1 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 16 | 90000 |
| 3 | Brain On A Bender | Gutter Runner | 8 | 2 | 4 | 7 | Dodge, Block, Side Step, Diving Tackle | -ma | 1 | 8 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 39 | 80000 |
| 4 | Major Headache | Thrower | 7 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Pass, Sure Hands, Big Hand | | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 12 | 70000 |
| 5 | Bit bottleshj of fodka makeshj me shjoo clumshjy | Rat Ogre | 6 | 5 | 2 | 8 | Mighty Blow, Frenzy, Prehensile Tail, Big Guy, Wild Animal | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 130000 |
| 6 | Holds His Booze | Lineman | 7 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Dirty Player | | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 12 | 50000 |
| 7 | Sips Wine All day | Lineman | 7 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Kick | | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 6 | 50000 |
| 8 | I spy wishj my lisshjle eyeshj..somefing booze. | Storm Vermin | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 90000 |
| 9 | Thought he could cope with one more | Lineman | 7 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Dirty Player, Tackle | | 0 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 24 | 50000 |
| 10 | Isch it Time to shcjoor yeshj? | Gutter Runner | 9 | 2 | 4 | 7 | Dodge, Block | | 2 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 11 | 80000 |
| 11 | One Tequila two tequila thlee tekqwila floor.... | Lineman | 7 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Claw, Block | | 0 | 2 | 0 | 6 | 1 | 23 | 50000 |
| 12 | Shjould i shjee my ee bie shjie? | Gutter Runner | 9 | 2 | 4 | 7 | Dodge | | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 80000 |
| 13 | Thishj one ishj on me! | Gutter Runner | 10 | 2 | 4 | 7 | Dodge, +MA, Block, Side Step | | 3 | 6 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 35 | 80000 |
| 14 | Ishj it okay to shee sjeeshusjh? | Thrower | 7 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Pass, Sure Hands | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 70000 |
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| Team Name: | Alcoholics Anonymouse | Re-Rolls: | 3 |
| Race: | Skaven | Fan Factor: | 13 |
| Team Rating: | 175 | Assistant Coaches: | 0 |
| Treasury: | 0 | Cheerleaders: | 0 |
| Coach: | DreadClaw | Apothecary: | Yes |
| | | Team Wizard: | No |