| # | Player Name | Position | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Player Skills | Inj | Cp | TD | Int | Cas | Mvp | SPP | Cost |
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| 1 | Pardus | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 60000 |
| 2 | Burnalot | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 60000 |
| 3 | Parallax | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | | m | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 60000 |
| 4 | xJx | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | | | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 60000 |
| 5 | Mnemon | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 60000 |
| 6 | Evo | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | | m | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 60000 |
| 7 | Bernie | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | | | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 60000 |
| 8 | Certainly Not a Cave Peikko, But Extremely Sexy Beein! | Thrower | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Pass | | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 70000 |
| 9 | Definitely Not Chickenbrain | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 60000 |
| 10 | Mr-Klipp the Bong Wielder | Catcher | 8 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Catch, Nerves of Steel, Block | | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 100000 |
| 11 | CopyCat the Halfling Slavelord | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Block, Side Step | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 110000 |
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| Team Name: | Crazy Tripped Out Hippie Elfs | Re-Rolls: | 2 |
| Race: | Elf | Fan Factor: | 8 |
| Team Rating: | 109 | Assistant Coaches: | 0 |
| Treasury: | 60000 | Cheerleaders: | 0 |
| Coach: | cusi | Apothecary: | Yes |
| | | Team Wizard: | No |