| # | Player Name | Position | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Player Skills | Inj | Cp | TD | Int | Cas | Mvp | SPP | Cost |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Murder | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 90000 | |
| 2 | Adultery | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 90000 | |
| 3 | Manslaughter | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 90000 | |
| 5 | Theft | Thrower | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Pass, Sure Hands | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 70000 | |
| 6 | Arson | Thrower | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Pass, Sure Hands, +AG | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 70000 | |
| 7 | Cruelty to Animals | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 50000 | ||
| 9 | Forgery | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 50000 | ||
| 10 | Contempt of Court | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | m | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 50000 | |
| 11 | J-walking | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 50000 | ||
| 12 | Underage Drinking | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Dirty Player | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 7 | 50000 | |
| 14 | Possesion with Intent to Sell | Catcher | 8 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Catch, Dodge | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 70000 | |
| Team Name: | Dirty Sixteen (or less) | Re-Rolls: | 1 | ||||||||||||
| Race: | Human | Fan Factor: | 7 | ||||||||||||
| Team Rating: | 95 | Assistant Coaches: | 2 | ||||||||||||
| Treasury: | 35000 | Cheerleaders: | 0 | ||||||||||||
| Coach: | Kill-Kill | Apothecary: | No | ||||||||||||
| Team Wizard: | No | ||||||||||||||