| # | Player Name | Position | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Player Skills | Inj | Cp | TD | Int | Cas | Mvp | SPP | Cost |
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| 1 | Rembrant Rockafella | Ogre | 5 | 5 | 2 | 9 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone Head, Throw Team Mate, Big Guy | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 120000 |
| 2 | Ivan B Karloff | Ogre | 5 | 5 | 2 | 9 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone Head, Throw Team Mate, Big Guy, Pro, Tackle | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 9 | 0 | 18 | 120000 |
| 3 | Tampon Terry | Halfling | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 30000 |
| 4 | Tillinback Overmerry | Halfling | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 30000 |
| 5 | On the Blob Barry | Halfling | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 30000 |
| 6 | Fred | Halfling | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step | | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 15 | 30000 |
| 7 | Rumple McDumple | Halfling | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 30000 |
| 8 | Sappe "Iron Chef" Butterbear | Star Player | 5 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Mighty Blow, Foul Appearance, Prehensile Tail, Right Stuff, Poisoned Dagger | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 100000 |
| 9 | Rangan Lima | Halfling | 6 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, +MA | | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 14 | 30000 |
| 10 | Cunning Stunt | Halfling | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 30000 |
| 11 | Tarquin Zebington | Halfling | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Block, Side Step | | 0 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 20 | 30000 |
| 12 | Terry Thomas | Halfling | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 30000 |
| 13 | Harry | Halfling | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 30000 |
| 14 | Clap Carl | Halfling | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 30000 |
| 15 | Slap Happy | Halfling | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 30000 |
| 16 | Cedarin Shoefitter | Halfling | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 30000 |
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| Team Name: | Don't tackle us its illegal | Re-Rolls: | 4 |
| Race: | Halfling | Fan Factor: | 11 |
| Team Rating: | 128 | Assistant Coaches: | 0 |
| Treasury: | 0 | Cheerleaders: | 0 |
| Coach: | Dooby | Apothecary: | Yes |
| | | Team Wizard: | No |