| # | Player Name | Position | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Player Skills | Inj | Cp | TD | Int | Cas | Mvp | SPP | Cost |
| 1 | Burton | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Block, Mighty Blow, Piling On, +AG | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 13 | 2 | 36 | 90000 |
| 2 | Jobson | Gutter Runner | 9 | 2 | 5 | 6 | Dodge, +AG | -av | 1 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 80000 |
| 3 | Luther | Gutter Runner | 9 | 2 | 4 | 7 | Dodge, Block | | 5 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 14 | 80000 |
| 4 | Greebo | Gutter Runner | 9 | 2 | 4 | 7 | Dodge | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 80000 |
| 5 | Batty | Thrower | 7 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Sure Hands, Pass, Big Hand | | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 7 | 70000 |
| 6 | Godfrey | Gutter Runner | 9 | 2 | 5 | 7 | Dodge, Block, +AG, Strip Ball | m | 3 | 12 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 41 | 80000 |
| 7 | Paul Clearwing | Lineman | 7 | 3 | 3 | 7 |   | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 50000 |
| 8 | Harold | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 90000 |
| 9 | Joshua | Lineman | 7 | 3 | 2 | 7 | Wrestle | -ag | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 11 | 50000 |
| 11 | Ethan | Lineman | 7 | 4 | 3 | 7 | +ST, Block | m | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 20 | 50000 |
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| Team Name: | Faster Pussycat Kill! Kill! | Re-Rolls: | 2 |
| Race: | Skaven | Fan Factor: | 8 |
| Team Rating: | 118 | Assistant Coaches: | 0 |
| Treasury: | 100000 | Cheerleaders: | 0 |
| Coach: | freak_in_a_frock | Apothecary: | Yes |
| | | Team Wizard: | No |