Race: Gnome
Coached By: Dooby
| # | Player Name | Position | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Player Skills | Inj | Cp | TD | Int | Cas | Mvp | SPP | Cost |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Englebert Enzyme | Daredevil | 5 | 2 | 2 | 8 | Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Tackle | 0 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 14 | 80000 | |
| 2 | Bill Keratin | Daredevil | 5 | 2 | 2 | 8 | Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull, Right Stuff | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 80000 | |
| 3 | Carly Collegen II | Dwarven Cannon | 4 | 3 | 3 | 10 | Hail Mary Pass, Pass, Always Hungry, Throw Team-Mate | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 80000 | |
| 4 | Harry Haemaglobin | Gnome | 4 | 2 | 3 | 8 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 50000 | |
| 5 | Carry Casein | Gnome | 5 | 2 | 3 | 8 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty, +MA | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 14 | 50000 | |
| 6 | Mark Metabolism | Gnome | 4 | 2 | 3 | 8 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 50000 | |
| 7 | Harry Hormone | Gnome | 4 | 2 | 3 | 8 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 10 | 50000 | |
| 8 | Alan Actin | Gnome | 4 | 2 | 3 | 8 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 50000 | |
| 9 | Andrew Actin | Gnome | 4 | 2 | 3 | 8 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | 0 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 14 | 50000 | |
| 10 | Molly Myosin | Gnome | 4 | 2 | 3 | 8 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle, Side Step, Block | 0 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 4 | 34 | 50000 | |
| 11 | Sally Streptomycin | Mad Bommaz | 4 | 2 | 3 | 8 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Bombardier, Right Stuff, Pass, Accurate | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 17 | 70000 | |
| 12 | Charlie Chloramphenicol | Gnome | 4 | 2 | 3 | 8 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle, Dirty Player | 0 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 16 | 50000 | |
| 13 | Ian Intron | Gnome | 4 | 2 | 3 | 8 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | 0 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 10 | 50000 | |
| 14 | Mark Monomeric | Mad Bommaz | 4 | 2 | 3 | 8 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Bombardier, Right Stuff | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 70000 | |
| 16 | Peter Pathology | Dwarven Cannon | 4 | 3 | 3 | 10 | Hail Mary Pass, Pass, Always Hungry, Throw Team-Mate, Mighty Blow | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 7 | 80000 | |
| Team Name: | Gee Gnome | Re-Rolls: | 4 | ||||||||||||
| Race: | Gnome | Fan Factor: | 12 | ||||||||||||
| Team Rating: | 166 | Assistant Coaches: | 0 | ||||||||||||
| Treasury: | 10000 | Cheerleaders: | 0 | ||||||||||||
| Coach: | Dooby | Apothecary: | Yes | ||||||||||||
| Team Wizard: | Yes | ||||||||||||||