| # | Player Name | Position | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Player Skills | Inj | Cp | TD | Int | Cas | Mvp | SPP | Cost |
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| 1 | Commander Samuel Vimes | Troll Slayer | 5 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Block, Thick Skull, Dauntless, Frenzy | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 90000 |
| 2 | Captain Carrot Ironfounderson | Troll Slayer | 5 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Block, Thick Skull, Dauntless, Frenzy | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 90000 |
| 3 | Sergeant Detritus | Blitzer | 5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block, Thick Skull | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 80000 |
| 4 | Sergeant Fred Colon | Blitzer | 5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block, Thick Skull | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 80000 |
| 5 | Sergeant Angua | Runner | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 80000 |
| 6 | Corporal C.W. ST. J. "Nobby" Nobbs | Runner | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 80000 |
| 7 | Corporal Cheery littlebottom | Longbeard | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 70000 |
| 8 | Constable Reginald Shoe | Longbeard | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 70000 |
| 9 | Constable Visit-the-Infidel-with-Explanatory-Pamphlets | Longbeard | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 70000 |
| 10 | Dorfl | Longbeard | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 70000 |
| 11 | Sergeant-At-Arms John Keel | Longbeard | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 70000 |
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| Team Name: | Guards Guards! | Re-Rolls: | 2 |
| Race: | Dwarf | Fan Factor: | 7 |
| Team Rating: | 100 | Assistant Coaches: | 0 |
| Treasury: | 0 | Cheerleaders: | 0 |
| Coach: | Dravaal | Apothecary: | No |
| | | Team Wizard: | No |