| # | Player Name | Position | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Player Skills | Inj | Cp | TD | Int | Cas | Mvp | SPP | Cost |
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| 1 | Mohawk Mike | Troll | 5 | 5 | 1 | 9 | Mighty Blow, Regenerate, Really Stupid, Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Big Guy, +MA, Break Tackle | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 9 | 1 | 23 | 100000 |
| 2 | Skinhead Sid | Troll | 3 | 5 | 1 | 9 | Mighty Blow, Regenerate, Really Stupid, Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Big Guy, Multiple Block, Break Tackle, Guard | -ma | 0 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 2 | 34 | 100000 |
| 3 | Beastly Buzz Cut Bob | Goblin | 6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 40000 |
| 4 | Amazing Afro Al | Goblin | 6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 40000 |
| 5 | Mullet Max | Goblin | 6 | 2 | 2 | 7 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Block, Side Step | -ag | 0 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 1 | 21 | 40000 |
| 6 | Top Knot Terry Acky | Goblin | 5 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | -ma | 1 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 15 | 40000 |
| 7 | Curly Chris | Goblin | 6 | 4 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, +ST, +ST | | 0 | 5 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 26 | 40000 |
| 8 | Toupee Tom | Goblin | 6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step | | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 15 | 40000 |
| 9 | Comb-over Carl | Goblin | 6 | 2 | 4 | 7 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, +AG, Catch | | 3 | 6 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 25 | 40000 |
| 10 | Beehive Betty | Goblin | 6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle, Side Step | | 0 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 20 | 40000 |
| 11 | Bulbous Bouffant Belinda | Goblin | 5 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step | -ma | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 8 | 40000 |
| 13 | Pompadour Paul | Goblin | 6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 10 | 40000 |
| 14 | Gorejuss Goatee Greg | Goblin | 6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step | | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 9 | 40000 |
| 15 | Dreadlock Dan | Goblin | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, +ST, Catch | | 1 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 22 | 40000 |
| 16 | Balding Boris | Goblin | 6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 40000 |
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| Team Name: | Hair To The Throne IV | Re-Rolls: | 6 |
| Race: | Goblin | Fan Factor: | 11 |
| Team Rating: | 194 | Assistant Coaches: | 2 |
| Treasury: | 170000 | Cheerleaders: | 0 |
| Coach: | EvolveToAnarchism | Apothecary: | Yes |
| | | Team Wizard: | Yes |