| # | Player Name | Position | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Player Skills | Inj | Cp | TD | Int | Cas | Mvp | SPP | Cost |
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| 1 | Teh Small | Pump Wagon | 5 | 6 | 1 | 5 | Ball & Chain | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 100000 |
| 2 | Not Verreh Big | Pump Wagon | 5 | 6 | 1 | 5 | Ball & Chain | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 100000 |
| 3 | Twinkles | Troll | 4 | 5 | 1 | 9 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 100000 |
| 4 | Dipstick | Troll | 4 | 5 | 1 | 9 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 100000 |
| 5 | TRAOLL! | Troll | 4 | 5 | 1 | 9 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 100000 |
| 6 | stinkeh | Snotling | 4 | 1 | 3 | 5 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 20000 |
| 7 | hungreh | Snotling | 4 | 1 | 3 | 5 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 20000 |
| 8 | hoggeh | Snotling | 4 | 1 | 3 | 5 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 20000 |
| 9 | shriveled-eh | Snotling | 4 | 1 | 3 | 5 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 20000 |
| 10 | No Ro here | Snotling Hero | 5 | 1 | 3 | 5 | Pro, Dodge, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 40000 |
| 11 | Snookums | Snotling | 4 | 1 | 3 | 5 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 20000 |
| 12 | Gooboy | Snotling | 4 | 1 | 3 | 5 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 20000 |
| 13 | Doom Diver Catapult | Star Player | 2 | 2 | 3 | 8 | Pass, Hail Mary Pass, Really Stupid, Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Blunderbuss | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 100000 |
| 14 | Not Ro | Snotling Hero | 5 | 1 | 3 | 5 | Pro, Dodge, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 40000 |
| 15 | Another guy who isnt Ro | Snotling Hero | 5 | 1 | 3 | 5 | Pro, Dodge, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 40000 |
| 16 | Ro Ro Ro your boa.... oh, this isnt him | Snotling Hero | 5 | 1 | 3 | 5 | Pro, Dodge, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 40000 |
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| Team Name: | Hogshines Tiny Packages | Re-Rolls: | 0 |
| Race: | Snotling | Fan Factor: | 1 |
| Team Rating: | 100 | Assistant Coaches: | 0 |
| Treasury: | 0 | Cheerleaders: | 11 |
| Coach: | SillySod | Apothecary: | No |
| | | Team Wizard: | Yes |