| # | Player Name | Position | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Player Skills | Inj | Cp | TD | Int | Cas | Mvp | SPP | Cost |
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| 1 | Duck of Doom | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block, Guard, Mighty Blow, Tackle | | 2 | 2 | 0 | 7 | 2 | 32 | 90000 |
| 2 | Invader Zim | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block, Guard, Mighty Blow | | 1 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 2 | 27 | 90000 |
| 3 | Fred Durst | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 5 | 8 | Block, +AG, Guard, +AG | | 2 | 6 | 0 | 4 | 3 | 43 | 90000 |
| 4 | Carl Lewiz | Blitzer | 7 | 4 | 4 | 8 | Block, +ST, +AG | n | 0 | 2 | 1 | 10 | 0 | 28 | 90000 |
| 5 | Boris of Russia | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 50000 |
| 6 | Amin Abudla Tensta | Catcher | 9 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Catch, Dodge, +ST, Mighty Blow, +MA, Block | | 2 | 13 | 0 | 7 | 1 | 60 | 70000 |
| 7 | Jack Hotspike | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Wrestle, Tackle | | 0 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 17 | 50000 |
| 8 | Bjorn Paleface | Catcher | 8 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Catch, Dodge, Sure Hands, Block, Kick | | 5 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 31 | 70000 |
| 9 | Sean Clumsyhammer | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Guard | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 7 | 50000 |
| 10 | Monk Claudio | Catcher | 8 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Catch, Dodge, Sure Hands, Block | | 2 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 28 | 70000 |
| 11 | Gregory | Ogre | 5 | 5 | 2 | 9 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Loner, Throw Team-Mate, Guard | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 1 | 15 | 140000 |
| 12 | Osmond Quicklightning | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Wrestle | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 11 | 50000 |
| 14 | Fule Filip | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 50000 |
| 15 | CryBabyCry | Catcher | 8 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Catch, Dodge, Guard | | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 8 | 70000 |
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| Team Name: | Hyper | Re-Rolls: | 6 |
| Race: | Human | Fan Factor: | 7 |
| Team Rating: | 215 | Assistant Coaches: | 2 |
| Treasury: | 60000 | Cheerleaders: | 2 |
| Coach: | Diddyboy | Apothecary: | Yes |
| | | Team Wizard: | No |