| # | Player Name | Position | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Player Skills | Inj | Cp | TD | Int | Cas | Mvp | SPP | Cost |
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| 1 | Billy Senseless | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block, Guard | | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 90000 |
| 2 | Grift Feelsnothing | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block | | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 90000 |
| 3 | Bart Indifference | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 50000 |
| 4 | Nortso Apathetic | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 90000 |
| 5 | Patrick O'Wutsthayoos | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 50000 |
| 6 | Hansett Nevermind | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block, Kick | | 0 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 24 | 50000 |
| 7 | Barghan Baesmend | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 7 | 50000 |
| 8 | Francin Aboart | Catcher | 8 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Catch, Dodge, Block, Side Step | | 0 | 6 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 25 | 70000 |
| 9 | Heft Waltever | Thrower | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Pass, Sure Hands, Strong Arm | | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 12 | 70000 |
| 10 | Grent Tacklesackle | Ogre | 5 | 5 | 2 | 9 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone Head, Throw Team Mate, Big Guy, Block | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 11 | 120000 |
| 11 | Barry Mayetholme | Lineman | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | +MA | m | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 13 | 50000 |
| 12 | Seamus Nortyu | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block | | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 90000 |
| 13 | Miar Misup | Catcher | 8 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Catch, Dodge, Block | | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 8 | 70000 |
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| Team Name: | Insensibles | Re-Rolls: | 4 |
| Race: | Human | Fan Factor: | 9 |
| Team Rating: | 154 | Assistant Coaches: | 0 |
| Treasury: | 30000 | Cheerleaders: | 0 |
| Coach: | TheLastRoboKy | Apothecary: | Yes |
| | | Team Wizard: | No |