| # | Player Name | Position | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Player Skills | Inj | Cp | TD | Int | Cas | Mvp | SPP | Cost |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | River Pheonix | Mummy | 3 | 5 | 1 | 9 | Mighty Blow, Regenerate | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 110000 | |
| 2 | Heath Ledger | Mummy | 3 | 5 | 1 | 9 | Mighty Blow, Regenerate | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 110000 | |
| 3 | Bob Hope | Wight | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block, Regenerate, Tackle | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 90000 | |
| 4 | Ron Reagan | Wight | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block, Regenerate, Tackle | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 9 | 90000 | |
| 5 | Joey Ramone | Ghoul | 7 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Block | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 70000 | |
| 6 | Dime Bag | Ghoul | 7 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Block | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 70000 | |
| 7 | Godfatha of Soul | Ghoul | 7 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Dodge | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 70000 | |
| 9 | Chris Penn | Zombie | 4 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Regenerate | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 30000 | |
| 10 | Chris Farley | Zombie | 4 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Regenerate | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 30000 | |
| 11 | John Belushi | Zombie | 4 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Regenerate | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 30000 | |
| 12 | Gilda Radner | Zombie | 4 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Regenerate | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 30000 | |
| 13 | Phil Hartman | Zombie | 4 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Regenerate | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 30000 | |
| 14 | Joe Piscopo's Career | Zombie | 4 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Regenerate | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 30000 | |
| Team Name: | It Is Better To Be Alive | Re-Rolls: | 3 | ||||||||||||
| Race: | Undead | Fan Factor: | 10 | ||||||||||||
| Team Rating: | 135 | Assistant Coaches: | 0 | ||||||||||||
| Treasury: | 150000 | Cheerleaders: | 0 | ||||||||||||
| Coach: | bampf | Apothecary: | No | ||||||||||||
| Team Wizard: | No | ||||||||||||||