Race: Elf
Coached By: ex-convict
| # | Player Name | Position | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Player Skills | Inj | Cp | TD | Int | Cas | Mvp | SPP | Cost |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Tony | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Block, Dodge | n | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 18 | 60000 |
| 2 | Brucie | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 60000 | ||
| 3 | Ramires | Lineman | 6 | 4 | 4 | 7 | +ST, Block | n | 3 | 2 | 0 | 5 | 1 | 24 | 60000 |
| 4 | Grady | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Block, Dodge | n | 6 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 18 | 60000 |
| 5 | Cote | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Block, Tackle | 4 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 16 | 60000 | |
| 6 | Stink | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 5 | 7 | +AG, Block | 15 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 22 | 60000 | |
| 7 | Frazner | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 60000 | ||
| 8 | Peterson | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Block, Tackle | 1 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 26 | 60000 | |
| 9 | Switowski | Lineman | 7 | 4 | 4 | 7 | +ST, +MA | 1 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 3 | 28 | 60000 | |
| 10 | Paul Crewe | Thrower | 7 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Pass, +MA | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 8 | 70000 | |
| 11 | Battle | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Block, Side Step, Dodge | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 9 | 110000 | |
| 12 | Turley | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Block, Side Step, Strip Ball, Tackle | 1 | 3 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 20 | 110000 | |
| 14 | Cheeseburger Eddy | Catcher | 7 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Catch, Nerves of Steel, Pass Block, Block | -ma | 2 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 25 | 100000 |
| 15 | Earl Megget | Catcher | 8 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Catch, Nerves of Steel, Block | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 14 | 100000 | |
| Team Name: | Jailed Elves | Re-Rolls: | 5 | ||||||||||||
| Race: | Elf | Fan Factor: | 12 | ||||||||||||
| Team Rating: | 194 | Assistant Coaches: | 1 | ||||||||||||
| Treasury: | 30000 | Cheerleaders: | 0 | ||||||||||||
| Coach: | ex-convict | Apothecary: | Yes | ||||||||||||
| Team Wizard: | No | ||||||||||||||