| # | Player Name | Position | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Player Skills | Inj | Cp | TD | Int | Cas | Mvp | SPP | Cost |
| 1 | Mysterious Monster | Troll | 4 | 5 | 1 | 9 | Mighty Blow, Regenerate, Really Stupid, Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Big Guy, Guard | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 14 | 100000 |
| 2 | Terrifying Troll | Troll | 4 | 5 | 1 | 9 | Mighty Blow, Regenerate, Really Stupid, Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Big Guy, Guard | | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 7 | 100000 |
| 3 | Cheating Chip | Goblin | 6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 40000 |
| 4 | Unlikely Winner | Goblin | 6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 40000 |
| 5 | Gratifying Garbage | Goblin | 6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 40000 |
| 6 | Living Long | Goblin | 6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 40000 |
| 7 | Waffling Waste | Goblin | 6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 40000 |
| 8 | Inept Jury | Goblin | 6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step, Diving Tackle | | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 16 | 40000 |
| 9 | Nefarious Needs | Goblin | 6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 40000 |
| 10 | Losing Log | Goblin | 6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 40000 |
| 11 | Brooding Brat | Goblin | 6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 40000 |
| 12 | Vicious Victor | Goblin | 6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 40000 |
| 13 | Retiring Referee | Goblin | 6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 40000 |
| 14 | Lopsided Larry | Goblin | 6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 40000 |
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| Team Name: | L is for Losing | Re-Rolls: | 5 |
| Race: | Goblin | Fan Factor: | 12 |
| Team Rating: | 129 | Assistant Coaches: | 0 |
| Treasury: | 20000 | Cheerleaders: | 0 |
| Coach: | Ansalon | Apothecary: | Yes |
| | | Team Wizard: | No |