| # | Player Name | Position | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Player Skills | Inj | Cp | TD | Int | Cas | Mvp | SPP | Cost |
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| 1 | Bobby "Motel 6" Franklin | Halfling | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 30000 |
| 2 | Joe "Super 8" Mack | Halfling | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 30000 |
| 3 | Herman "Days Inn" Thomas | Halfling | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 30000 |
| 4 | Scott "Starlight Inn" Watts | Halfling | 5 | 2 | 5 | 6 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, +AG, +AG | | 3 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 19 | 30000 |
| 5 | Chuck "Bates Motel" Stevens | Halfling | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 8 | 30000 |
| 7 | Slick "Mirador" Pickett | Halfling | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 12 | 30000 |
| 8 | Dan "Club 1" Stone | Halfling | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 30000 |
| 9 | Lenny "Desert Inn" Bruce | Halfling | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 30000 |
| 10 | Frank "Howard Johnson" Compton | Halfling | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 30000 |
| 12 | Henry "SeaGate" Patrick | Halfling | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle, Side Step | | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 21 | 30000 |
| 13 | Mick "Bayview" Stafferson | Halfling | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 30000 |
| 14 | Doug "Crestview" Thorne | Halfling | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 30000 |
| 15 | Lurch "Biker Shorts" McGee | Treeman | 2 | 6 | 1 | 10 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Take Root, Throw Team Mate, Big Guy, Stand Firm, Multiple Block, Guard | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 0 | 16 | 110000 |
| 16 | Milton "Eighties Jeans" Jackson | Treeman | 2 | 6 | 1 | 10 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Take Root, Throw Team Mate, Big Guy, Stand Firm, Multiple Block, Guard | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 18 | 110000 |
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| Team Name: | Like A Cheap Hotel | Re-Rolls: | 4 |
| Race: | Halfling | Fan Factor: | 11 |
| Team Rating: | 133 | Assistant Coaches: | 3 |
| Treasury: | 100000 | Cheerleaders: | 0 |
| Coach: | CorporateSlave3 | Apothecary: | Yes |
| | | Team Wizard: | No |