| # | Player Name | Position | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Player Skills | Inj | Cp | TD | Int | Cas | Mvp | SPP | Cost |
| 1 | I move slow | Mummy | 3 | 5 | 1 | 9 | Mighty Blow, Regenerate | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 110000 |
| 2 | I block slow | Mummy | 3 | 5 | 1 | 9 | Mighty Blow, Regenerate, Block | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 8 | 110000 |
| 3 | I haven't a clue | Mummy | 3 | 5 | 1 | 9 | Mighty Blow, Regenerate, Block | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 12 | 110000 |
| 4 | I wish I was an elf | Mummy | 3 | 5 | 1 | 9 | Mighty Blow, Regenerate, Block | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 8 | 110000 |
| 5 | I foul therefor I am | Skeleton | 5 | 3 | 2 | 7 | Regenerate, Dirty Player | | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 30000 |
| 6 | I am Foultastic | Skeleton | 5 | 3 | 2 | 7 | Regenerate | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 30000 |
| 7 | I foul | Skeleton | 5 | 3 | 2 | 7 | Regenerate | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 30000 |
| 8 | Fouls are us | Skeleton | 5 | 3 | 2 | 7 | Regenerate | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 30000 |
| 9 | I foul most | Skeleton | 5 | 3 | 2 | 7 | Regenerate, Dirty Player | | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 11 | 30000 |
| 10 | Faster than the average skel | Blitz-Ra | 6 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Block, Regenerate, Tackle | | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 8 | 90000 |
| 11 | I'll try to foul | Skeleton | 5 | 3 | 2 | 7 | Regenerate | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 30000 |
| 12 | I've fouled...I think | Skeleton | 5 | 3 | 2 | 7 | Regenerate | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 30000 |
| 13 | I've fouled, thus I'm foulant | Skeleton | 5 | 3 | 2 | 7 | Regenerate | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 30000 |
| 14 | Heavier armoured than the average Skel | Blitz-Ra | 6 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Block, Regenerate | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 90000 |
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| Team Name: | Might as well lame all the way | Re-Rolls: | 4 |
| Race: | Khemri | Fan Factor: | 10 |
| Team Rating: | 135 | Assistant Coaches: | 0 |
| Treasury: | 0 | Cheerleaders: | 0 |
| Coach: | DreadClaw | Apothecary: | No |
| | | Team Wizard: | No |