| # | Player Name | Position | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Player Skills | Inj | Cp | TD | Int | Cas | Mvp | SPP | Cost |
| 1 | Bardun | Longbeard | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 70000 |
| 2 | Beardy | Longbeard | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 70000 |
| 3 | Bollug | Longbeard | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 70000 |
| 4 | Nameless Bloke | Longbeard | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 70000 |
| 5 | Shampoo | Longbeard | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 70000 |
| 6 | Horace | Runner | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 80000 |
| 7 | Grimm | Runner | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 80000 |
| 8 | Morgan | Blitzer | 5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block, Thick Skull | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 80000 |
| 9 | JohnJohn | Blitzer | 5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block, Thick Skull | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 80000 |
| 10 | Oral | Troll Slayer | 5 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Block, Thick Skull, Dauntless, Frenzy | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 90000 |
| 11 | Orvill | Longbeard | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 70000 |
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| Team Name: | Morphine Practice Dummies | Re-Rolls: | 3 |
| Race: | Dwarf | Fan Factor: | 5 |
| Team Rating: | 100 | Assistant Coaches: | 0 |
| Treasury: | 0 | Cheerleaders: | 0 |
| Coach: | DreadClaw | Apothecary: | No |
| | | Team Wizard: | No |