| # | Player Name | Position | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Player Skills | Inj | Cp | TD | Int | Cas | Mvp | SPP | Cost |
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| 1 | "Dirty" Steve Zissou | Chaos Warrior | 5 | 4 | 3 | 9 | | | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 100000 |
| 2 | "Wildman" Ned Plimpton | Chaos Warrior | 5 | 4 | 3 | 9 | | | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 100000 |
| 3 | "Terminator" Anne-Marie Sakowitz | Beastman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns, Guard | | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 10 | 60000 |
| 4 | "Killer" Klaus Daimler | Beastman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 60000 |
| 5 | "Hangman" Alistair Hennessey | Beastman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns, Tackle | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 12 | 60000 |
| 6 | "The Bat" Oseary Drakoulias | Beastman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns, Guard | | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 6 | 60000 |
| 7 | "Bubbles" Bill Ubell | Beastman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 60000 |
| 9 | "Bender" Pelé dos Santos | Beastman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 60000 |
| 10 | "Rockem" Vikram Ray | Beastman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 60000 |
| 11 | "Sockem" Renzo Pietro | Beastman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 60000 |
| 15 | PrinceValleypants | Chaos Warrior | 5 | 4 | 3 | 9 | | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 100000 |
| 16 | Eleanor "The Brains" Zissou | Chaos Warrior | 5 | 4 | 3 | 9 | | | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 100000 |
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| Team Name: | My Life Qaotic | Re-Rolls: | 2 |
| Race: | Chaos | Fan Factor: | 6 |
| Team Rating: | 126 | Assistant Coaches: | 0 |
| Treasury: | 40000 | Cheerleaders: | 0 |
| Coach: | HunterX | Apothecary: | Yes |
| | | Team Wizard: | No |