Race: Halfling
Coached By: nonchalance
| # | Player Name | Position | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Player Skills | Inj | Cp | TD | Int | Cas | Mvp | SPP | Cost |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Mrs Downing | Treeman | 2 | 6 | 1 | 10 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Take Root, Throw Team Mate, Big Guy, Stand Firm, Guard | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 7 | 110000 | |
| 2 | Mrs MacGregor | Treeman | 2 | 6 | 1 | 10 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Take Root, Throw Team Mate, Big Guy, Stand Firm, Guard | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 9 | 110000 | |
| 3 | The Sickly Redheaded Kid | Halfling | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Dirty Player | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 13 | 30000 | |
| 4 | The Crazy Geek Who Builds Aeroplanes Now | Halfling | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 30000 | |
| 6 | The Big Dumb Guy Who Was Idolised For Having Pubic Hair | Halfling | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Guard | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 30000 | |
| 7 | The Big Kid Who We Weren't Allowed To Call Big | Halfling | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 30000 | |
| 8 | The Super Hot Girl Who Had No Interest In Me | Halfling | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 30000 | |
| 9 | That Crazy Little Guy Who Wasn't Afraid Of Anything | Halfling | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 30000 | |
| 10 | That Kid Who Thought We'd Want To Hear About It When He Discovered Masturbation | Halfling | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 30000 | |
| 11 | They Really Do Just Blur Into A Few Memorable Characters And A Bunch Of Extras | Halfling | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 30000 | |
| 12 | That Girl Who Couldn't Believe That I Knew Swearwords | Halfling | 4 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | -ma | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 30000 |
| 13 | The Little Kid Who Was Amazingly Good At Cricket | Halfling | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 30000 | |
| 14 | The Kid Who Ended Up Playing Professional Football | Halfling | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 30000 | |
| 15 | The New Kid Who Cried When He Was Introduced To The Class | Halfling | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 9 | 30000 | |
| 16 | That Girl Who I Talked To Later But Dont Remember | Halfling | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 30000 | |
| Team Name: | My Primary School Class | Re-Rolls: | 4 | ||||||||||||
| Race: | Halfling | Fan Factor: | 8 | ||||||||||||
| Team Rating: | 113 | Assistant Coaches: | 0 | ||||||||||||
| Treasury: | 30000 | Cheerleaders: | 0 | ||||||||||||
| Coach: | nonchalance | Apothecary: | Yes | ||||||||||||
| Team Wizard: | No | ||||||||||||||