Race: Khemri
Coached By: nonchalance
| # | Player Name | Position | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Player Skills | Inj | Cp | TD | Int | Cas | Mvp | SPP | Cost |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Me Too | Blitz-Ra | 6 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Block, Regenerate, Dodge | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 14 | 90000 | |
| 2 | The Geeky Footballer | Mummy | 3 | 5 | 1 | 9 | Mighty Blow, Regenerate | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 110000 | |
| 3 | The Bullying Bimbo | Mummy | 3 | 5 | 1 | 9 | Mighty Blow, Regenerate, Stand Firm, Block | 0 | 0 | 0 | 11 | 0 | 22 | 110000 | |
| 4 | The Unimaginative Metalhead | Mummy | 3 | 5 | 1 | 9 | Mighty Blow, Regenerate, Block, Guard | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 1 | 17 | 110000 | |
| 5 | Big, Fat AND Stupid, the poor fella | Mummy | 3 | 5 | 1 | 9 | Mighty Blow, Regenerate, Stand Firm, Block | 0 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 2 | 26 | 110000 | |
| 6 | Distributed A Cussing Song | Skeleton | 5 | 3 | 2 | 7 | Regenerate | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 30000 | |
| 7 | Poetry-Loving Bimbo | Skeleton | 5 | 3 | 2 | 7 | Regenerate | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 30000 | |
| 8 | Nothing But Quake & Warcraft | Skeleton | 5 | 3 | 2 | 7 | Regenerate, Block | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 10 | 30000 | |
| 9 | Super-Cool Short Short Guy | Skeleton | 5 | 3 | 2 | 7 | Regenerate, Block | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 9 | 30000 | |
| 10 | Skinny Psycho Maths Whiz | Skeleton | 5 | 3 | 2 | 7 | Regenerate, Kick | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 12 | 30000 | |
| 12 | Guy In Year 10 With A Year 7 Girlfriend | Skeleton | 5 | 3 | 2 | 7 | Regenerate | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 30000 | |
| 13 | Big Dumb Metalhead with a Heart of Gold | Skeleton | 5 | 3 | 2 | 7 | Regenerate | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 30000 | |
| 14 | Constantly Coathangered People In The Hallway | Blitz-Ra | 6 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Block, Regenerate, Tackle | 0 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 12 | 90000 | |
| 15 | Violent Thug Who Hung Out With The Nerds | Thro-Ra | 5 | 4 | 2 | 7 | Pass, Sure Hands, Regenerate, +ST, Frenzy | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 17 | 70000 | |
| 16 | His Only Interest Is Brass Band Music | Thro-Ra | 5 | 3 | 2 | 7 | Pass, Sure Hands, Regenerate, Accurate, Block | 4 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 28 | 70000 | |
| Team Name: | My Secondary School Class | Re-Rolls: | 4 | ||||||||||||
| Race: | Khemri | Fan Factor: | 9 | ||||||||||||
| Team Rating: | 175 | Assistant Coaches: | 0 | ||||||||||||
| Treasury: | 60000 | Cheerleaders: | 0 | ||||||||||||
| Coach: | nonchalance | Apothecary: | No | ||||||||||||
| Team Wizard: | No | ||||||||||||||