| # | Player Name | Position | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Player Skills | Inj | Cp | TD | Int | Cas | Mvp | SPP | Cost |
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| 1 | Cheshire | Squig Hopper | 5 | 4 | 3 | 7 | Pro, Leap, Sprint, Mighty Blow, Blood Lust, Dodge, Sure Feet, Block | -ma | 0 | 11 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 47 | 100000 |
| 2 | Needelz | Squig | 5 | 4 | 4 | 7 | Leap, Sprint, Mighty Blow, Very Long Legs, Blood Lust, No Hands, Really Stupid, Dodge, Diving Tackle | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 17 | 70000 |
| 3 | Breakfast | Squig Herder | 6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 11 | 40000 |
| 4 | Little Nibble | Squig Herder | 6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 40000 |
| 5 | Brunch | Squig Herder | 6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 40000 |
| 6 | High tea | Squig Herder | 6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 8 | 40000 |
| 7 | Luncheon | Squig Herder | 6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 40000 |
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| Team Name: | Only the Grin Remains | Re-Rolls: | 0 |
| Race: | Squig Herders | Fan Factor: | 8 |
| Team Rating: | 81 | Assistant Coaches: | 0 |
| Treasury: | 135000 | Cheerleaders: | 0 |
| Coach: | PineappleSKitter | Apothecary: | Yes |
| | | Team Wizard: | No |