| # | Player Name | Position | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Player Skills | Inj | Cp | TD | Int | Cas | Mvp | SPP | Cost |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Nudity | Blitzer | 6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block, Tackle | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 80000 | |
| 2 | Full Frontal Nudity | Blitzer | 6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Frenzy | 0 | 1 | 0 | 8 | 0 | 19 | 80000 | |
| 3 | Partial Nudity | Blitzer | 6 | 4 | 3 | 9 | Block, +ST, Mighty Blow | 0 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 17 | 80000 | |
| 4 | Graphic Nudity | Blitzer | 6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block, Guard | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 11 | 80000 | |
| 5 | Use of Drugs | Black Orc Blocker | 4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 80000 | ||
| 6 | Crude Humor | Black Orc Blocker | 4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Block, Guard | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 17 | 80000 | |
| 7 | Use of Alcohol | Black Orc Blocker | 4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Block | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 11 | 80000 | |
| 8 | Graphic Violence | Black Orc Blocker | 4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Block | n | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 9 | 80000 |
| 9 | Sexual Situations | Thrower | 5 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Pass, Sure Hands, Block | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 9 | 70000 | |
| 10 | Stong Language | Lineman | 5 | 3 | 3 | 8 | -av, m | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 50000 | |
| 11 | Use of Tobacco | Lineman | 5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 50000 | ||
| 16 | Graphic Puppet Sex | Troll | 4 | 5 | 1 | 9 | Mighty Blow, Regenerate, Really Stupid, Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Big Guy | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 100000 | |
| Team Name: | Parental Guidence Suggested | Re-Rolls: | 2 | ||||||||||||
| Race: | Orc | Fan Factor: | 10 | ||||||||||||
| Team Rating: | 144 | Assistant Coaches: | 0 | ||||||||||||
| Treasury: | 50000 | Cheerleaders: | 0 | ||||||||||||
| Coach: | Kill-Kill | Apothecary: | Yes | ||||||||||||
| Team Wizard: | No | ||||||||||||||