Race: Chaos
Coached By: KJG
| # | Player Name | Position | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Player Skills | Inj | Cp | TD | Int | Cas | Mvp | SPP | Cost |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Ghandi | Chaos Warrior | 5 | 4 | 3 | 9 | Block, Guard | 0 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 3 | 26 | 100000 | |
| 2 | Mother Theresa | Chaos Warrior | 5 | 4 | 3 | 9 | Block, Dodge | 0 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 20 | 100000 | |
| 4 | Jesus | Beastman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns, Block | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 60000 | |
| 5 | Buddha | Beastman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns, Wrestle | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 8 | 60000 | |
| 6 | Balder | Chaos Warrior | 5 | 4 | 3 | 9 | Block | m | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 11 | 100000 |
| 7 | John Lennon | Beastman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns, Kick, Block | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 16 | 60000 | |
| 8 | Aristophanes | Beastman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns, Sneaky Git, Dirty Player | 1 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 21 | 60000 | |
| 9 | William Penn | Beastman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns, Wrestle, Strip Ball | m | 1 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 3 | 25 | 60000 |
| 10 | Dag Hammarskjöld | Minotaur | 5 | 5 | 2 | 8 | Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Horns, Loner, Wild Animal, Juggernaut | m | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 1 | 15 | 150000 |
| 11 | Bertha von Suttner | Beastman | 5 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns, Block, Guard | -ma | 0 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 24 | 60000 |
| 13 | John Paul II | Chaos Warrior | 5 | 4 | 3 | 9 | Block | 0 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 9 | 100000 | |
| Team Name: | Porchfield Pacifists | Re-Rolls: | 4 | ||||||||||||
| Race: | Chaos | Fan Factor: | 6 | ||||||||||||
| Team Rating: | 145 | Assistant Coaches: | 2 | ||||||||||||
| Treasury: | 150000 | Cheerleaders: | 2 | ||||||||||||
| Coach: | KJG | Apothecary: | Yes | ||||||||||||
| Team Wizard: | No | ||||||||||||||