| # | Player Name | Position | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Player Skills | Inj | Cp | TD | Int | Cas | Mvp | SPP | Cost |
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| 1 | Jonathan "Go For It" Fiddler | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block | | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 90000 |
| 2 | Kerry "Just A Little Dodge" Ebenezer | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 90000 |
| 3 | Bob "Who Needs 2d Anyways" Holkerfield | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 90000 |
| 4 | Terry "Fumbler" Shizkebab | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block, Guard | | 0 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 10 | 90000 |
| 5 | Jack "Droppit" Kezarto | Catcher | 8 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Catch, Dodge, Dauntless | | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 70000 |
| 7 | Chuck "Inaccurate" Norris | Thrower | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Pass, Sure Hands | | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 70000 |
| 10 | Mezzo Burrito | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block, Tackle | | 1 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 19 | 50000 |
| 11 | Heinz "Told ya" Ketchup | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Dirty Player | | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 50000 |
| 12 | Don "Tomatoes!" Maso | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | | | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 50000 |
| 13 | Tommy "G" Undol | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | | | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 50000 |
| 14 | Mordred "The Blind" | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 50000 |
| 16 | Albert "God doesn't play with dice" Einstein | Ogre | 5 | 5 | 2 | 9 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone Head, Throw Team Mate, Big Guy | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 120000 |
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| Team Name: | Rerolled Failures | Re-Rolls: | 4 |
| Race: | Human | Fan Factor: | 8 |
| Team Rating: | 136 | Assistant Coaches: | 0 |
| Treasury: | 40000 | Cheerleaders: | 0 |
| Coach: | Fama | Apothecary: | Yes |
| | | Team Wizard: | No |