| # | Player Name | Position | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Player Skills | Inj | Cp | TD | Int | Cas | Mvp | SPP | Cost |
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| 1 | Eminem II | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 70000 |
| 2 | Jon Bon Jovi III | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 70000 |
| 3 | Sting | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 70000 |
| 5 | Cliff Richard II | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 70000 |
| 8 | Alice Cooper | Assassin | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Shadowing, Stab | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 90000 |
| 10 | Bob Dylan | Runner | 7 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Dump-Off, Pass, Sure Hands, Strong Arm | | 22 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 43 | 80000 |
| 11 | Michael Jackson II | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 5 | 8 | Block, Dodge, +AG | | 2 | 5 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 24 | 100000 |
| 12 | Elvis | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Block, Dodge, Tackle, Side Step | | 1 | 6 | 0 | 2 | 4 | 43 | 100000 |
| 13 | Axl Rose | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Block, Dodge, Side Step | | 1 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 24 | 100000 |
| 14 | Bono II | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Block, Dodge | | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 100000 |
| 15 | Annie Lennox | Witch Elf | 7 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Frenzy, Dodge, Jump Up, Block | | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 110000 |
| 16 | Tina Turner | Witch Elf | 7 | 3 | 4 | 6 | Frenzy, Dodge, Jump Up, Block, Stand Firm | -av | 1 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 16 | 110000 |
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| Team Name: | STABB Nightmares | Re-Rolls: | 3 |
| Race: | Dark Elf | Fan Factor: | 8 |
| Team Rating: | 167 | Assistant Coaches: | 0 |
| Treasury: | 60000 | Cheerleaders: | 0 |
| Coach: | Wotfudboy | Apothecary: | Yes |
| | | Team Wizard: | No |