Race: Elf
Coached By: Uber
| # | Player Name | Position | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Player Skills | Inj | Cp | TD | Int | Cas | Mvp | SPP | Cost |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2 | B.F. Skinner | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Block | n | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 60000 |
| 3 | Stephen Hawking | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Guard | m | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 11 | 60000 |
| 4 | Abraham Maslow | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Block | 3 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 15 | 60000 | |
| 5 | Bjarne Stroustrup | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Side Step | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 11 | 60000 | |
| 6 | Paul Erdos II | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | n | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 60000 | |
| 7 | Linus Pauling II | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Block | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 60000 | |
| 8 | Edsger Dijkstra | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 5 | 7 | Dodge, +AG | 1 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 27 | 60000 | |
| 9 | Albert Einstein | Thrower | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Pass, Sure Hands, Nerves of Steel, Accurate | 24 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 32 | 70000 | |
| 11 | Max Planck | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 60000 | ||
| 13 | Noam Chomsky | Catcher | 8 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Catch, Nerves of Steel, Block, Dodge, Side Step | 1 | 8 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 37 | 100000 | |
| 14 | Richard Feynman | Catcher | 8 | 3 | 5 | 7 | Catch, Nerves of Steel, Dodge, +AG, Block | 11 | 5 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 43 | 100000 | |
| 15 | Niels Bohr | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Block, Side Step, Dodge, Strip Ball | 0 | 7 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 25 | 110000 | |
| 16 | Sigmund Freud | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Block, Side Step, Dodge, Tackle, Diving Tackle | 7 | 8 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 43 | 110000 | |
| Team Name: | Scielfists | Re-Rolls: | 5 | ||||||||||||
| Race: | Elf | Fan Factor: | 10 | ||||||||||||
| Team Rating: | 199 | Assistant Coaches: | 1 | ||||||||||||
| Treasury: | 100000 | Cheerleaders: | 0 | ||||||||||||
| Coach: | Uber | Apothecary: | Yes | ||||||||||||
| Team Wizard: | No | ||||||||||||||