| # | Player Name | Position | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Player Skills | Inj | Cp | TD | Int | Cas | Mvp | SPP | Cost |
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| 1 | Pokey 2 | Chaos Minotaur | 5 | 5 | 2 | 8 | Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Horns, Always Hungry, Loner, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Wild Animal, Multiple Block, Block | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 1 | 21 | 120000 |
| 2 | Prickly | Chaos Minotaur | 5 | 5 | 2 | 8 | Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Horns, Always Hungry, Loner, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Wild Animal, Multiple Block, Guard | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 9 | 0 | 18 | 120000 |
| 3 | Concise 2 | Halfling | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 40000 |
| 4 | Succinct 2 | Halfling | 5 | 2 | 4 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, +AG | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 7 | 40000 |
| 5 | Scant 4 | Halfling | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 40000 |
| 7 | Stubby | Halfling | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle, Side Step | | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 21 | 40000 |
| 9 | Sparse | Halfling | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | n | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 40000 |
| 10 | Curt 2 | Halfling | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 7 | 40000 |
| 12 | Terse | Halfling | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Dirty Player, Side Step | | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 16 | 40000 |
| 14 | Brusque 2 | Halfling | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 40000 |
| 16 | Cut Down to Size | Carver | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 80000 |
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| Team Name: | Short But Stout | Re-Rolls: | 4 |
| Race: | Chaos Halfling | Fan Factor: | 9 |
| Team Rating: | 126 | Assistant Coaches: | 1 |
| Treasury: | 30000 | Cheerleaders: | 0 |
| Coach: | prophane | Apothecary: | Yes |
| | | Team Wizard: | No |