| # | Player Name | Position | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Player Skills | Inj | Cp | TD | Int | Cas | Mvp | SPP | Cost |
| 1 | Kurt Vonneguts | Minotaur | 5 | 5 | 2 | 8 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Frenzy, Horns, Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Big Guy, Wild Animal, Block, Guard | | 0 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 25 | 110000 |
| 2 | Billy Pilgrim | Chaos Warrior | 5 | 4 | 3 | 9 | Claw, Block, Tackle, Razor Sharp Claws, Break Tackle | | 0 | 7 | 0 | 13 | 7 | 82 | 100000 |
| 3 | Kilgore Trout | Chaos Warrior | 5 | 6 | 3 | 8 | +ST, Block, Tentacles, Mighty Blow, +ST | -av, n | 1 | 12 | 0 | 6 | 7 | 84 | 100000 |
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| Team Name: | Slaughterhouse4 | Re-Rolls: | 4 |
| Race: | Chaos | Fan Factor: | 20 |
| Team Rating: | 138 | Assistant Coaches: | 0 |
| Treasury: | 160000 | Cheerleaders: | 0 |
| Coach: | CorporateSlave3 | Apothecary: | Yes |
| | | Team Wizard: | No |