| # | Player Name | Position | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Player Skills | Inj | Cp | TD | Int | Cas | Mvp | SPP | Cost |
| 1 | Snuffles | Beast | 4 | 5 | 1 | 9 | Mighty Blow, Regenerate, Foul Appearance, Really Stupid, Big Guy, Tentacles, Infect | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 1 | 19 | 120000 |
| 2 | Infulenza | Rotter | 4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Regenerate, Foul Appearance | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 11 | 110000 |
| 3 | The Common Cold | Rotter | 4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Regenerate, Foul Appearance | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 7 | 110000 |
| 4 | Lack of Tissues | Beastman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns | | 0 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 20 | 60000 |
| 5 | Grotty Kid With Pimples | Beastman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns | | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 13 | 60000 |
| 6 | Spin The Bottle | Beastman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns | | 0 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 25 | 60000 |
| 7 | School Toilet Soap | Beastman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns | | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 11 | 60000 |
| 8 | Hiccups | Beastman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns | | 2 | 4 | 0 | 5 | 1 | 29 | 60000 |
| 9 | Snorrghtth Sounds | Beastman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns | | 2 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 18 | 60000 |
| 10 | School Dinners | Beastman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns | | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 60000 |
| 11 | Lord Borak the Despoiler | Star Player | 5 | 5 | 3 | 9 | Block, Mighty Blow, Dirty Player, Leader, Star | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 160000 |
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| Team Name: | Snuffles | Re-Rolls: | 1 |
| Race: | Nurgle's Rotters | Fan Factor: | 1 |
| Team Rating: | 94 | Assistant Coaches: | 0 |
| Treasury: | 20000 | Cheerleaders: | 0 |
| Coach: | SillySod | Apothecary: | No |
| | | Team Wizard: | No |