| # | Player Name | Position | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Player Skills | Inj | Cp | TD | Int | Cas | Mvp | SPP | Cost |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Fragile Porcelain Mice | Chaos Warrior | 5 | 4 | 3 | 9 | Block | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 10 | 100000 | |
| 2 | Celery | Chaos Warrior | 5 | 4 | 3 | 9 |   | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 100000 | |
| 3 | Hippie Crack Gastank | Chaos Warrior | 5 | 4 | 3 | 9 | Side Step | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 7 | 100000 | |
| 4 | LucaBrasi | Chaos Warrior | 5 | 4 | 3 | 9 |   | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 100000 | |
| 5 | A Reasonable Place to Park | Beastman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns | m | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 60000 |
| 6 | Stendek | Beastman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 60000 | |
| 7 | Adam's Off Ox | Beastman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 60000 | |
| 12 | Who is Jaster Mereel? | Beastman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 60000 | |
| 14 | Disturbing the Peace | Beastman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 60000 | |
| 15 | Neptune Crush | Beastman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Horns | -av | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 60000 |
| 16 | Johnny HyperDrive | Beastman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 60000 | |
| Team Name: | St Louis Jamz | Re-Rolls: | 3 | ||||||||||||
| Race: | Chaos | Fan Factor: | 2 | ||||||||||||
| Team Rating: | 112 | Assistant Coaches: | 0 | ||||||||||||
| Treasury: | 80000 | Cheerleaders: | 0 | ||||||||||||
| Coach: | prophane | Apothecary: | Yes | ||||||||||||
| Team Wizard: | No | ||||||||||||||