| # | Player Name | Position | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Player Skills | Inj | Cp | TD | Int | Cas | Mvp | SPP | Cost |
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| 1 | Teh Saw | Chainsaw | 6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 70000 |
| 2 | Teh Other Saw | Chainsaw | 6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 70000 |
| 3 | Kaboomy! | Bomber | 6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Bombardier, Pass | | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 70000 |
| 4 | Kersplat! | Bomber | 6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Bombardier, Pass | | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 70000 |
| 5 | FOUL ME!!!!! | Goblin | 6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | n, m | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 10 | 40000 |
| 6 | Z to tha D | Goblin | 6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | | 0 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 9 | 40000 |
| 7 | Finish em up | Kicker | 6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dirty Player, Kick, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 60000 |
| 8 | No apoth? Me like | Kicker | 6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dirty Player, Kick, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Block | n | 0 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 8 | 60000 |
| 9 | I dont want to die! | Goblin | 6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 40000 |
| 11 | Why didnt we hire an apothecary? | Goblin | 6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 40000 |
| 14 | But 40k gold adds up over time | Goblin | 6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 40000 |
| 15 | If i roll doubles im getting dirty player | Goblin | 5 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | -ma, m | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 6 | 40000 |
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| Team Name: | Teh Saw Goes Around and Around | Re-Rolls: | 1 |
| Race: | Goblin Cheaters | Fan Factor: | 12 |
| Team Rating: | 104 | Assistant Coaches: | 3 |
| Treasury: | 70000 | Cheerleaders: | 0 |
| Coach: | Diabl0658 | Apothecary: | No |
| | | Team Wizard: | No |