| # | Player Name | Position | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Player Skills | Inj | Cp | TD | Int | Cas | Mvp | SPP | Cost |
| 1 | Spider Jerusalem - Outlaw Journalist | Chaos Warrior | 5 | 4 | 3 | 9 | Block | | 0 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 8 | 100000 |
| 2 | Channon Yarrow - Filthy Assistant | Chaos Warrior | 5 | 4 | 3 | 9 | Block | | 1 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 10 | 100000 |
| 3 | Yelena Rossi - Filthy Assistant | Chaos Warrior | 5 | 4 | 3 | 9 | Block | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 11 | 100000 |
| 5 | Vita Severn - Political Director | Beastman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns, Block | | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 11 | 60000 |
| 6 | The Cat - Mutant Cat | Beastman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns, Block | | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 60000 |
| 7 | Lau Qi - Runs A Feedsite | Beastman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns, Block, Guard | | 0 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 21 | 60000 |
| 8 | John Nkrumah - Runs A Feedsite | Beastman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns, Block | | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 8 | 60000 |
| 9 | Tico Cortez - Intelligent Cloud | Beastman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Horns, +AG | | 6 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 15 | 60000 |
| 11 | Malandra Newton - Honest Cop | Beastman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns, Block | | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 13 | 60000 |
| 12 | Oscar Rossini - Benevolent Billionaire | Beastman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns, Block | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 6 | 60000 |
| 13 | Robert McX - Hard-bitten Anchorman | Beastman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 60000 |
| 14 | Fred Christ - Transient Leader | Beastman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 60000 |
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| Team Name: | Transmetropolitan | Re-Rolls: | 4 |
| Race: | Chaos | Fan Factor: | 4 |
| Team Rating: | 143 | Assistant Coaches: | 0 |
| Treasury: | 10000 | Cheerleaders: | 0 |
| Coach: | nonchalance | Apothecary: | Yes |
| | | Team Wizard: | No |