| # | Player Name | Position | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Player Skills | Inj | Cp | TD | Int | Cas | Mvp | SPP | Cost |
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| 1 | David Cameron | Bull Centaur | 6 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 130000 |
| 2 | Tony Balir | Bull Centaur | 6 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 130000 |
| 3 | Gordon Brown | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 70000 |
| 4 | John Major | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 70000 |
| 5 | Margaret Thatcher | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 70000 |
| 6 | Ted Heath | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 70000 |
| 7 | James Callaghan | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 70000 |
| 8 | Winston Churchill | Hobgoblin | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 40000 |
| 9 | Stanley Baldwin | Hobgoblin | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 40000 |
| 10 | David Lloyd-George | Hobgoblin | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 40000 |
| 11 | Neville Chamberlain | Hobgoblin | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 40000 |
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| Team Name: | UK Prime Ministers | Re-Rolls: | 3 |
| Race: | Chaos Dwarf | Fan Factor: | 2 |
| Team Rating: | 100 | Assistant Coaches: | 0 |
| Treasury: | 0 | Cheerleaders: | 0 |
| Coach: | spiggle | Apothecary: | No |
| | | Team Wizard: | No |