| # | Player Name | Position | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Player Skills | Inj | Cp | TD | Int | Cas | Mvp | SPP | Cost |
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| 1 | Dario Von Snotti | Troll | 4 | 6 | 1 | 9 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, +ST, Pro | | 1 | 0 | 0 | 9 | 2 | 29 | 100000 |
| 2 | Da Pimp Wagon | Pump Wagon | 6 | 6 | 1 | 5 | Ball & Chain, +MA | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 8 | 100000 |
| 3 | PimpTastic | Pump Wagon | 5 | 6 | 1 | 5 | Ball & Chain, Mighty Blow, Piling On | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 2 | 24 | 100000 |
| 4 | Candy | Snotling Hero | 5 | 1 | 3 | 5 | Pro, Dodge, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 8 | 40000 |
| 5 | Sandy | Snotling Hero | 5 | 1 | 3 | 5 | Pro, Dodge, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | -st | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 40000 |
| 6 | Mandy | Snotling Hero | 5 | 1 | 3 | 5 | Pro, Dodge, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty, Tackle, Side Step | | 1 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 1 | 16 | 40000 |
| 7 | Dandy | Snotling Hero | 5 | 1 | 3 | 5 | Pro, Dodge, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 40000 |
| 8 | Linda | Snotling | 4 | 1 | 3 | 5 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 10 | 20000 |
| 9 | Mary | Snotling | 4 | 1 | 3 | 5 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 20000 |
| 10 | Mindy | Snotling | 4 | 1 | 3 | 5 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 20000 |
| 11 | Cindy | Snotling | 4 | 1 | 3 | 5 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 20000 |
| 12 | Holly | Snotling | 4 | 1 | 3 | 5 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 5 | 20000 |
| 13 | Tiffany | Snotling | 4 | 1 | 3 | 4 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | -av | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 20000 |
| 14 | Cherry | Snotling | 4 | 1 | 3 | 5 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 20000 |
| 15 | Dandy | Snotling | 4 | 1 | 3 | 5 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 20000 |
| 16 | Misty | Snotling | 4 | 1 | 4 | 5 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty, +AG | | 2 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 10 | 20000 |
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| Team Name: | Von Snotti Da Pimp | Re-Rolls: | 7 |
| Race: | Snotling | Fan Factor: | 11 |
| Team Rating: | 149 | Assistant Coaches: | 0 |
| Treasury: | 70000 | Cheerleaders: | 0 |
| Coach: | Drud | Apothecary: | No |
| | | Team Wizard: | No |