♞Severed Horse Heads ♞
TV 1360k Norse team, coached by asteflix
| # | Name | Position | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Vp | Sp | Cost |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Hey Ernie | Ulfwerenar | 6 | 4 | 2 | 8 | Frenzy | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 110k | |
| 2 | Say Hello To My Little Friend | Ulfwerenar | 6 | 4 | 2 | 8 | Frenzy, Block | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 6 | 110k | |
| 3 | This Country Was Built On Laundered Money | Berserker | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Frenzy, Jump Up, Dodge | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 7 | 90k | |
| 4 | You Worry Too Much | Berserker | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Frenzy, Jump Up | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 90k | |
| 5 | You Want To Play Games | Catcher | 7 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Dauntless, Dodge, Tackle | 5 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 24 | 90k | |
| 6 | This country was built on laundered money | Thrower | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Pass, Leader | 3 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 8 | 70k | |
| 7 | I'm Not Mel You Are | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Dirty Player | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 7 | 50k | |
| 8 | You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be | Catcher | 7 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Dauntless | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 90k | |
| 9 | You Know What Capitalism Is | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 50k | |
| 10 | You Finished | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Guard | 5 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 50k | |
| 11 | You Need People Like Me So You Can Point Your Fuckin Fingers | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 50k | |
| 16 | Don't Go Too Far Tony | Thrower | 5 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Pass | -ma | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 70k |
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