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Do you want to have the choice to always pick one of the Hive Mind's two most commen skills?
Yes, it makes team building way more interesting.
16%
 16%  [ 37 ]
No, let's keep it straight and always take the most common skill.
9%
 9%  [ 20 ]
I'm totally fine with either.
5%
 5%  [ 12 ]
I don't like either option.
2%
 2%  [ 6 ]
Resistance is futile.
34%
 34%  [ 76 ]
Can we assimilate pie? It would make being a drone so much more comfortable...
31%
 31%  [ 69 ]
Total Votes : 220


Kondor



Joined: Apr 04, 2008

Post   Posted: Aug 01, 2020 - 08:47 Reply with quote Back to top

Java wrote:
===========================Hostile Encounter Report==============================

Cube 015 facing opposition from reanimated dead bodies.
One suitable individual encountered not assimilated.
Three of Sixteen damaged beyond repair.
Medbay resources deemed mission critical and left on standby at time of medfailure.
Eleven of Sixteen acquired Block capability.
Encounter evaluated as overall failure.

Full report logged https://fumbbl.com/p/match?id=4215932

Enquiry: how does the Cube replace Three of Sixteen once enough resources have been gathered?

Enquiry: how does the Cube acquire a unit more suitable to handle the oval artifacts?

=================================End of Report=================================


Drones may be replaced whenever needed. The hive has sufficient resources to send you a replacement.

However, speciality players must be found through assimilation. Assimilate an elf through "killing it" and recovering the body and you will then have an elf player.

Likewise for orcs, rats, goblins, mino, ogre, and troll.

If you already have an elf and assimilate another, the second can be put on ice until you can put it to use.
Java



Joined: Jan 27, 2018

Post   Posted: Aug 01, 2020 - 10:09 Reply with quote Back to top

===========================Hostile Encounter Report==============================

Cube 015 facing opposition from mentally unstable goblinoids.
Neither chonky nor squiggly being assimilated.
One of Sixteen damaged beyond repair.
Medbay resources already used on Eleven of Sixteen at time of malfunction.
Nine of Sixteen severely damaged. Unit retired.
Ten of Sixteen acquired Block capability.
Five of Sixteen acquired Dodge capability.
Encounter evaluated as overall success.

Full report logged https://fumbbl.com/p/match?id=4216033

Enquiry: can the Cube acquire elf or goblin specimens from other cubes?

=================================End of Report=================================

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Java



Joined: Jan 27, 2018

Post   Posted: Aug 01, 2020 - 22:53 Reply with quote Back to top

===========================Hostile Encounter Report==============================

Cube 015 facing opposition from a different kind of reanimated corpses.
No suitable creatures assimilated.
Medbay resources succesfully employed to save a drone from fatal malfunction.
Four of Sixteen acquired Dodge capability.
Encounter evaluated as overall failure.

Full report logged https://fumbbl.com/p/match?id=4216258

Enquiry: was it in the Hive Mind's databanks that reanimated corpses could literally teleport?

=================================End of Report=================================
Java



Joined: Jan 27, 2018

Post   Posted: Aug 22, 2020 - 20:23 Reply with quote Back to top

===========================Hostile Encounter Report==============================

Cube 015 facing opposition from low-intelligence giants with ineffective retinue.
No suitable creatures assimilated.
Medbay resources not employed.
Seven of Sixteen acquired Block capability.
Encounter evaluated as overall success.

Full report logged https://fumbbl.com/p/match?id=4223540

Enquiry: is it conceivable that our assimilation department might be malfunctioning?

=================================End of Report=================================
Kondor



Joined: Apr 04, 2008

Post   Posted: Aug 23, 2020 - 04:54 Reply with quote Back to top

Good day Cube 015. I apologize for not responding sooner. If another cube has a spare goblin or elf they can provide it can be given to you. I am unaware of any such excess material.

I am unclear of the teleportation of reanimated corpses. Please elaborate.

SL Cube 001 has been unable to find targets to study and assimilate. Hence expansion of the cube has been slow.
Java



Joined: Jan 27, 2018

Post   Posted: Aug 28, 2020 - 12:49 Reply with quote Back to top

Teleportation incident related to malfunctioning drone experimenting with sentient practice known as humour/sarcasm. Drone dealt with as per protocols.

Query: has message reached other cubes of upcoming development of new drone model "Thrower"?

Hypothesis: new protocols needed to regulate implementation of new drone model

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Kondor



Joined: Apr 04, 2008

Post   Posted: Sep 02, 2020 - 04:54 Reply with quote Back to top

Java wrote:
Teleportation incident related to malfunctioning drone experimenting with sentient practice known as humour/sarcasm. Drone dealt with as per protocols.

Query: has message reached other cubes of upcoming development of new drone model "Thrower"?

Hypothesis: new protocols needed to regulate implementation of new drone model


I had not thought about that. Lets take the wait and see approach to be sure it actually happens.

Perhaps the assimilation of any thrower on another team would give you a thrower.
bghandras



Joined: Feb 06, 2011

Post   Posted: Sep 14, 2020 - 11:14 Reply with quote Back to top

Borg Electric is exploring a new Quadrant. Distanced from other borgs, does not follow the skilling rules, but uses new bionic and cybernetic powers to cope with the opposition.

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ramchop



Joined: Oct 12, 2013

Post   Posted: Sep 27, 2020 - 04:39
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League Invasion Cube 003 reporting. This Cube has been be stationed above the Tazman Sea where it observes activities in the Southern Wastes and Deserted Isles.

Three encounters to report:

2020-07-22
Enemy force: Elven Union
Defeat 0-1
No subjects assimilated
Upgrade attained by Eight of Sixteen: Block
Full report has been logged

2020-08-01
Enemy force: Necromantic Horror
Victory 1-0
No subjects assimilated
Upgrade attained by Eleven of Sixteen: Dodge
Upgrade attained by Six of Sixteen: Block
Full report has been logged

2020-09-27
Enemy force: Snotling
Victory 2-0
Subject Assimilation: Snotling - unable to assimilate
Data added to the Hive Mind: Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Swarming
Eleven of Sixteen has been destroyed
Upgrade attained by One of Sixteen: Dodge
Eleven of Sixteen has joined League Invasion Cube 003
Full report has been logged
Kondor



Joined: Apr 04, 2008

Post   Posted: Sep 27, 2020 - 05:14 Reply with quote Back to top

Hive mind updated. Well done Ramchop.
razmus



Joined: Jun 23, 2017

Post   Posted: Oct 17, 2020 - 21:57 Reply with quote Back to top

[SL] Secret Invasion Cube 003 was recently awaken from low power consumption mode by a motley assortment of carbon-based units with group identity 'Pirates' or perhaps 'Pie-rats'. No units previously identified as 'Halflings' or 'Skaven' were scanned, so this later designation may be erroneous.

The pirates were successfully repelled, resulting in minor damaged to both units 'One of Fifteen' and 'Five of Fifteen'. 'Four of Fifteen' received more extensive damage and will be recycled for parts. Despite the collective's best efforts to assimulate several highly desireable pie-rat units, no units were assimulated. 'Eight of Fifteen' has improved in physical confrontation, and 'Six of Fifteen' has implanted cybernetic cranial osteo-prosthetics based on klingon or orc physiology.

Investigating the surrounding territory to determine if any further subjects are available for assimulation, before resuming our low power consumption state.

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ramchop



Joined: Oct 12, 2013

Post   Posted: Jan 08, 2021 - 09:40
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League Invasion Cube 003 reporting. This Cube has been stationed above the Tazman Sea where it observes activities in the Southern Wastes and Deserted Isles.


2021-01-08 Southern Wastes
Enemy force: Undead
Stalemate 0-0
No subjects assimilated
Upgrade attained by Eight of Sixteen: Thick Skull
Upgrade attained by Twelve of Sixteen: +AV

Curious behaviour observed by enemy inexplicitly turning down victory at the end of the battle

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Full report has been logged


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ramchop



Joined: Oct 12, 2013

Post   Posted: Jan 10, 2021 - 04:46
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League Invasion Cube 003 reporting. This Cube has been stationed above the Tazman Sea where it observes activities in the Southern Wastes and Deserted Isles.


2021-01-10 Southern Wastes
Enemy force: Goblin
Victory 2-1
No subjects assimilated.
Upgrade attained by Six of Sixteen: Thick Skull
Upgrade attained by Three of Sixteen: Block

Full report has been logged


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DonnyRainboe



Joined: Sep 13, 2011

Post   Posted: Jan 10, 2021 - 12:55 Reply with quote Back to top

Seven of sixty-nine says "these are not the droids you are looking for."

Move along.
ramchop



Joined: Oct 12, 2013

Post   Posted: Jan 11, 2021 - 09:24
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League Invasion Cube 003 reporting. This Cube has been stationed above the Tazman Sea where it observes activities in the Southern Wastes and Deserted Isles.


2021-01-11 Deserted Isles
Enemy force: Skaven
Victory 3-1
No subjects assimilated.
Upgrade attained by One of Sixteen: Block
Upgrade attained by Seven of Sixteen: Block

Full report has been logged


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