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PainState



Joined: Apr 04, 2007

Post   Posted: Oct 05, 2018 - 20:54 Reply with quote Back to top

Milford from the Ritz Altdorf

Well FUMBBL fans Iam once again set up in the penthouse suite of the Ritz Altdorf for 2 months. Paid for by the FUMBBL majors committee. Which for full disclosure was set up by Comish PurpleChest around 6 years ago that I would have the Penthouse for the next 20 years reserved for me.

As always I am a man of the People and have a open door policy on the penthouse. Swing on by and grab a beer or 5 or just hang out and shoot the breeze so to speak. Also in the grand tradition of the open door policy this up coming Monday is the standard BillBrasky/WMD party night in the penthouse. So if you want to hob nob with some legends I urge you to drop on by.

I am looking forward to this years FC and suspect this might just be one for the ages OR it could spiral into a two team race to the finish and bore the living crap out of all of us. Lets hope it is the former and not the later.

I will be headed over to the ABC tomorrow to get the details on this years FUMBBL Cup Pickers Challenge sponsored by the ABC ( Altdorf Book and Casino ). So stay tuned for details on that.

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spelledaren



Joined: Mar 06, 2004

Post   Posted: Oct 05, 2018 - 20:57 Reply with quote Back to top

Awesome!

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FUMBBL!
PainState



Joined: Apr 04, 2007

Post   Posted: Oct 05, 2018 - 22:51 Reply with quote Back to top

Milford from the Row of a 100 Taverns
FUMBBL cup is still over a week away from kick off but the fans are starting to show up in the row. The pubs and taverns are getting set up for 2 months of one massive party. Which also means that the city watch has tripled in size with army reinforcements standing ready just in case.

Oh, how I have missed the Row after my 6 months of purgatory in Lustria.

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PainState



Joined: Apr 04, 2007

Post   Posted: Oct 05, 2018 - 23:04 Reply with quote Back to top

Here is your link to get in on the action and join the FUMBBL Cup.

FUMBBL Cup Application link <<<<<< hit here!


I put this link on page #2 because I know you guys to well. You are lazy gits who refuse to go back to page #1 and find the link.

Well, MR PainState or Milford or what ever you call your self. I could not find the link to join the FC.

I know who you guys are.

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Nachtogen



Joined: Jan 03, 2004

Post   Posted: Oct 06, 2018 - 00:33 Reply with quote Back to top

Not sure yet, but I think I'll bring my chaos Wink

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Verminardo



Joined: Sep 27, 2006

Post   Posted: Oct 08, 2018 - 09:21 Reply with quote Back to top

Ah, Milford, you are truly welcome! Looking very forward to the Picker's Challenge, I think it's been really missing to the Majors, was half contemplating stepping up to continue the legacy but with my habit of procrastination I knew I wasn't a good candidate really. Besides, there is only one Milford!

Purgatory in Lustria? Rehab more likely! Laughing

(OT: Also, cheers PainState, hope you've been keeping well. Smile )
PainState



Joined: Apr 04, 2007

Post   Posted: Oct 09, 2018 - 20:21 Reply with quote Back to top

Milford falls out of his king sized bed, falls flat on his face, wipes his mouth of the gruel and spit on his face. Looks around with blood shot eyes and wonders what just happened.

Last night was the WMD party in the penthouse and it was electric. What a party it was.

Milford stands up and puts his bath robe on, wonders why he is naked.Looks around and there are two stunning blondes sleeping in his bed. MMMMMM, the mystery gets thicker.

He walks out into the living room and there are at least 8 dudes passed out in various states of discombobulation strewed about the sofas. He notices 2 feet sticking out from under one of the sofa's and just grunts to himself.

He rounds the corner to the other side of the penthouse where the bar is located and steps over the bartender who is passed out behind the bar and pours himself a double scotch, neat, and scans the room. He spits out his whiskey as he notices that there use to be a wall off to his left and now it has been destroyed. A large hole is now there into the adjacent penthouse.

Milford walks over and peers into the other penthouse and notices another 10 guests are strewed out in that penthouse and Coach BillBrasky is laid out in the middle of the room with 2 bottles of whiskey, one in each hand.

Milford refills his empty glass and walks back to the bedroom to introduce himself to those lovely ladies. All the while thinking about that contract he signed with FUMBBL about damage coverage to a penthouse suite.

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Antithesisoftime



Joined: Aug 20, 2014

Post   Posted: Oct 09, 2018 - 20:24 Reply with quote Back to top

Some upstart skaven team has decided to enter the FC
gamelsetlmatch



Joined: Mar 05, 2013

Post   Posted: Oct 09, 2018 - 21:28 Reply with quote Back to top

Ill be bringing some Elves for you guys to squish
https://fumbbl.com/p/team?team_id=840070

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PaddyMick



Joined: Jan 03, 2012

Post   Posted: Oct 09, 2018 - 23:48 Reply with quote Back to top

bloody hell this year has gone by quickly
havn't been playing much this year so far but i aint about to miss this
im entering a serious team, who i aint played since last fumbll cup
PainState



Joined: Apr 04, 2007

Post   Posted: Oct 10, 2018 - 21:09 Reply with quote Back to top

Milford from the row of a 100 taverns

Hello FUMBBL fans and degenerates, it is I, the man of the people walking down the row sipping off of my 96 oz Mai Tai with the umbrella. EnjoyING the sights and sounds of the Row as the fans get ready for the kick off of the FUMBBL Cup. Man the excitement and energy is contagious.

Tonight is Crossdressers night with Dhakota in the Penthouse, so swing on by and have some fun. If it is just half as fun as WMD night you will not be disappointed.

As I come to the center of the Row I see that there is the traditional FUMBBL cup kiosk where teams can sign up for the tournament. I have to say Iam not impressed with the current lot of teams trying to get into the cup. A bunch of local pub teams and vagabonds from the country side, thinking they can play with the big boys. Still waiting to see if and when the top ranked teams start showing up.

Well, that did not take long to finish that 96oz drink. Iam off for a refill at the rusty anchor for a tall old fashion to wash down this mai tai.

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Bazakastine



Joined: Mar 21, 2014

Post   Posted: Oct 11, 2018 - 00:47 Reply with quote Back to top

K''Chain Che'Malle is on their way
Relezite



Joined: May 21, 2007

Post   Posted: Oct 11, 2018 - 03:38 Reply with quote Back to top

Whats going on in here?
Harad



Joined: May 11, 2014

Post   Posted: Oct 11, 2018 - 14:28 Reply with quote Back to top

Bazakastine wrote:
K''Chain Che'Malle is on their way


You think you have a decent team and then something like this turns up. Always a bigger fish.
PainState



Joined: Apr 04, 2007

Post   Posted: Oct 11, 2018 - 15:37 Reply with quote Back to top

Relezite wrote:
Whats going on in here?


Just the standard smack talk, chest pumping and Milford hype before the FUMBBL Cup.

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