DaemonicLazoth
Joined: Jul 18, 2004
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May 26, 2006 - 07:53 |
 
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QUIZ:
--- The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you
whether you are qualified to be a " professional. " Scroll down for each
answer. The questions are NOT that difficult.
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and
close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things
in an overly complicated way.
2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Did you say, " Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the
refrigerator? " (Wrong Answer) Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator,
take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests
your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous
actions.
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend
except one. Which animal does not attend?
Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You
just put him in there. This tests your memory. OK, even if you did not
answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more
chance to show your true abilities.
4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles.
How do you manage it?
Correct Answer: You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the
Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the
professionals they tested got all questions wrong. But many preschoolers
got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively
disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four
year old. |
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Laviak
Joined: Jul 19, 2004
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May 26, 2006 - 08:01 |
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nice one  |
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coffindodger
Joined: Jul 01, 2005
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May 26, 2006 - 17:35 |
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Very nice, even though it has been around for ages. 
BFN
Paul |
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Hallucinogenic
Joined: Nov 01, 2005
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May 26, 2006 - 17:37 |
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Diabl0658
Joined: Oct 05, 2004
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May 26, 2006 - 21:07 |
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HA! i got the last one right! |
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