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XXL Idolz
The original reality TV show created by XXXL to find new players. Professional coaches are send out to visit obscure places on this disc - that we live on - and prepare local talent to participate in short tournaments.
The tournament's best players would then gain the opportunity to become professional and join a XXXL team.
Currently running: XXL Idolz - Bad Lands Brawl


Previous XXL Idolz TournamentsWinner
XXL: Goblin Idolz I: Rumble in the JungleJumbled in the Rumbles (Java)Top Players
XXL: Goblin Idolz II: Cheat to WinLet Cheating Gobs Lie (Squigadir)Top Players
XXL: Goblin Idolz III: Morrslieb DerbyMad Loon Rising (Squigadir)Top Players
XXL: Goblin Idolz IIII: Bad Lands BrawlKitten Squishers Inc (shraaaag)Top Players
XXL Season 1 FinalKitten Squishers Inc (shraaaag)Top Players



XXL Season 1 Rosters


☆ Forest Goblins ☆



☆ Goblin Cheaters ☆



☆ Warpstone Cultists ☆




☆ Bad Land Mercenaries ☆


XXL Season 2 Rosters


☆ Necromantic Horror Goblins ☆




☆ Goblin Pirates ☆


☆ Forest Goblins ☆MA ST AG PA AV Skills Skillaccess Costs
0-2 Rabid Snotling
51+3+5+6Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Side Step, SwarmingA/G,P,S15K
0-16 Forest Goblin
62+3+4+7Dodge, Right Stuff, StuntyA/G,P,S35K
0-2 Stikka
62+3+5+8Stunty, Dodge, StabA/G,P,S55K
0-2 Savage Goblin
62+3+5+8Stunty, Dodge, Dauntless, Right Stuff, FrenzyS/A,G,P55K
0-2 Shaman
62+3+5+8Stunty, Right Stuff, Regeneration, Dodge, SwarmingPeaked70K
0-2 Spider Rider
73+3+5+8Dodge, Two Heads, Tentacles, Shadowing, Bone HeadA,S/G,M100K
0-2 Bone Troll
45+5+5+10Loner (4+), Projectile Vomit, Always Hungry, Throw Team-mate, Mighty Blow (+1), Regeneration, Animal SavageryS/A,G,P115K
Re-Rolls: 60KApothecary: ShamanSpecial Rules:
XXL Special Rules: XXL Rules

☆ Forest Goblins Stars ☆MA ST AG PA AV Skills Skillaccess Costs
Food
51+3+5+6Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Side Step, Swarming, Loner (4+)20K
Chief Stabba
62+4+4+8Loner (4+), Dodge, Stunty, Stab, Defensive, Thick Skull75K
Da Boss
62+3+4+8Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Regeneration, Loner (4+), Kick, Dirty Player (+1)90K
Kappa and Hairy
73+3+4+8Dodge, Shadowing, Tentacles, Extra Arms, Loner (4+), Two Heads, Frenzy145K
Brute Applez
27+5+4+11Mighty Blow (+1), Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Thick Skull, Throw Team-mate, Timmm-ber!, Loner (4+), Take Root175K
King Crunch
45+4+4+10Mighty Blow (+1), Throw Team-mate, Loner (4+), Thick Skull, Multiple Block200K
Ripper
46+6+5+10Loner (4+), Grab, Mighty Blow (+1), Regeneration, Throw Team-mate235K

Shamans

Goblin Shamans have always been important figures in Goblin societies.
Their hallucinogenic brews made out of maddening mushrooms and toxic
spider venom can dissolve brains but with Nuffle's will they can also
numb the pain of an injury. This makes them nearly as qualified as a
regular professional Apothecary.

A healthy rostered shaman - who was part of a roster in the previous match -
may attempt to heal one team mate's non-lethal injury suffered during the match.
Roll 1d6,1d8 for the new potential injury.
The Coach may choose the new dice result or keep the old injury.

Swarming

The shamans of the Forest tribes are also known for smuggling Snotlings on the pitch.
Coaches may use a Shaman's Swarming skill to bring in a Snotling,
but may not use the skill to swarm in the Shaman themselves.

The Experience

Players causing a CAS via foul gain 1 SPP,
players suffering a CAS due foul gain 1 SPP.


☆ Goblin Cheaters ☆MA ST AG PA AV Skills Skillaccess Costs
0-12 Goblin Cheaters
62+3+5+8Dodge, Stunty, Right StuffA/G,S35K
0-2 Looney
62+3+0+8Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, StuntyA/G,S40K
0-2 Bomma
62+3+4+8Dodge, Bombardier, Stunty, Secret WeaponA/G,S,P45K
0-2 Blundabuss
62+3+3+8Hail Mary Pass, Stunty, Dodge, Secret Weapon (11+), PassA,P/G,S55K
0-2 Kicker
52+4+5+8Dirty Player (+1), Dodge, Kick, Right Stuff, StuntyA/G,P,S65K
0-2 Fanatic
37+3+0+11Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon (8+), StuntyS/G,A70K
0-2 Pogoer
72+3+5+8Dodge, Pogo Stick, StuntyA/P,S,G75K
Re-Rolls: 70KApothecary: YesSpecial Rules: Bribery and Corruption
XXL Special Rules: The Experience

☆ Goblin Cheaters Stars ☆MA ST AG PA AV Skills Skillaccess Costs
Saw on a Chain
41+6+5+7Chainsaw, Ball & Chain, Loner (4+), Secret Weapon, No Hands35K
Puke
51+3+5+6Right Stuff, Stunty, Dodge, Titchy, Side Step, Swarming, Projectile Vomit, Loner (4+), Two for One(comes with Heathe)45K
Heathe
51+3+5+6Right Stuff, Stunty, Dodge, Titchy, Side Step, Swarming, Loner (4+), Two for One, Foul Appearance(comes with Puke)0K
Odster Evil One
52+2+5+8Stunty, Loner (4+), Dodge, Dirty Player (+1), Chainsaw, Secret Weapon65K
Dirty Dan
63+3+5+8Loner (4+), Stunty, Dirty Player (+1), Dodge85K
'Eavy Gustav
22+6+3+8Bombardier, Secret Weapon, Loner (4+), No Hands, Cannoneer100K
Snatcher Pushbrush
47+6+5+11Mighty Blow (+1), Secret Weapon, No Hands, Loner (4+), Bone Head, Break Tackle, Stand Firm, Juggernaut, Dirty Player (+1)130K
Turnip & Wetep
44+5+5+9Dirty Player (+1), Mighty Blow (+1), Juggernaut, Two Heads, Secret Weapon, Loner (3+), Bone Head, Break Tackle150K
Grotsky Fingerbang
45+5+5+10Loner (4+), Mighty Blow (+1), Stand Firm, Bombardier, Secret Weapon, No Hands, Running Pass, Bone Head170K
Da Doom Flayer
57+5+5+10Dirty Player (+1), Frenzy, Break Tackle, Juggernaut, Mighty Blow (+1), Loner (4+), No Hands, Secret Weapon, Animal Savagery200K


The Experience

Players causing a CAS via foul gain 1 SPP,
players suffering a CAS due foul gain 1 SPP.


☆ Warpstone Cultists ☆MA ST AG PA AV Skills Skillaccess Costs
0-16 Warpstone Snotlings
51+3+5+6Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Swarming, Dodge, Side Step, Foul Appearance, FumblerooskieA,M/G15K
0-6 Warpstone Cultist
62+3+4+8Dodge, Right Stuff, StuntyM/A,G,P,S45K
0-1 Warpstone Freak
62+3+4+8Right Stuff, Stunty, Dodge, Extra Arms, Sure FeetA,P,M/S,G55K
0-1 Warpstone Troll
45+5+5+10Mighty Blow (+1), Projectile Vomit, Throw Team-mate, Loner (4+), Regeneration, Always Hungry, Really StupidS,M/A,G,P115K
0-1 Warpstone Rogre
65+4+5+9Animal Savagery, Frenzy, Loner (4+), Mighty Blow (+1), Prehensile TailS,M/A,G150K
Re-Rolls: 70KApothecary: YesSpecial Rules: Bribery and Corruption
XXL Special Rules: The Experience

☆ Warpstone Cultists Stars ☆MA ST AG PA AV Skills Skillaccess Costs
Smutchy Peckersneek
62+3++8Loner (4+), Right Stuff, Stunty, Dodge, Side Step, Two Heads, Prehensile Tail90K
Birdy Boilbrain
62+3+4+9Loner (4+), Right Stuff, Stunty, Dodge, Thick Skull, Arm Bar, Brutal Block100K
Fappy Bigmeatz
62+3+4+8Loner, Pogo Stick, Right Stuff, Big Hand, Dodge, Consummate Professional100K
Grabby Blockheadz
62+3+4+8Loner (4+), Disturbing Presence, Diving Tackle, Right Stuff, Stunty, Two Heads, Dodge, Frenzied Rush105K
'Handy' Wigginz
62+3+4+8Loner (4+), Right Stuff, Stunty, Dodge, Sure Feet, Sprint, Extra Arms, The Ballista105K
Beavis Nuthead
62+3+4+8Tentacles, Loner (4+), Right Stuff, Stunty, Dodge, Jump Up, Claws, Crushing Blow105K
Fester Nosedive
62+3+5+8Loner (4+), Right Stuff, Stunty, Swoop, Hypnotic Gaze, Dodge, Mesmerizing Dance110K
Blammo Huggz
62+3+4+8Tentacles, Loner (4+), Foul Appearance, Sure Hands, Shadowing, Dodge, Right Stuff, Strong Passing Game115K
Horny Muckz
62+3+4+8Loner (4+), Wrestle, Horns, Right Stuff, Stunty, Foul Appearance, Dodge, Gored by the Bull125K
Snore McGroan
62+3+6+8Loner (4+), Right Stuff, Dodge, Secret Weapon, Chainsaw, Pogo Stick, Maximum Carnage125K
Prickle Stabneck
62+3+4+9Stab, Secret Weapon (8+), Stunty, Multiple Block, Shadowing, Dodge, Loner (4+), Sneaky Git, Right Stuff, Old Pro145K
The Black Gobbo
62+3+3+9Bombardier, Disturbing Presence, Dodge, Loner (3+), Side Step, Sneaky Git, Stab, Stunty, Sneakiest of the Lot200K
Ichorbod
45+5+3+10Loner (4+), Mighty Blow (+1), Frenzy, Prehensile Tail, Regeneration200K

The Experience

Players causing a CAS via foul gain 1 SPP,
players suffering a CAS due foul gain 1 SPP.

☆ Bad Land Mercenaries ☆MA ST AG PA AV Skills Skillaccess Costs
0-16 Goblin Bruiser
62+3+4+8Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Thick Skull, TreacherousA/G,S,P45K
0-2 Goblin Brawler
62+4+4+8Right Stuff, Stunty, Dodge, Brawler, Thick Skull, TreacherousS,A/G,P65K
0-1 Trained Troll
45+5+5+10Always Hungry, Loner (2+), Mighty Blow (+1), Projectile Vomit, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-mate, GrabS/G,P,A125K
1* Gangleader+20K**
☆ Gang Leaders ☆MA ST AG PA AV Skills Skillaccess Costs
0-1 Bad Lands Pogoer*
72+3+5+8Dodge, Stunty, Pogo Stick, LeaderA/G,P,S80K
0-1 Bad Lands Looney*
62+3+5+8Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty, LeaderA/G,S45K
0-1 Bad Lands Bomma*
62+3+4+8Bombardier, Secret Weapon, Dodge, Stunty, LeaderA/G,P,S50K
0-1 Bad Lands Doomdiva*
62+3+6+8Right Stuff, Stunty, Swoop, LeaderA/G,S65K
0-1 Bad Lands Fanatic*
37+3+6+11Ball & Chain, Secret Weapon (8+), Stunty, LeaderS/A,G75K
0-1 Bad Lands Amateur**
51+4+5+7Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, LonerPeaked20K
Re-Rolls: 60KApothecary: YesSpecial Rules: Bribery and Corruption
XXL Special Rules: Gangleader,Iron Will,Blood Contract,Star Player Special Skills,The Experience

* Coach may choose one of the positionals marked with * to be the teams gangleader.
** Teams unable to afford a regular gangleader gain this player for free.

☆ Bad Land Mercenaries Stars ☆MA ST AG PA AV Skills Skillaccess Costs
Fumbl
51+3+5+6Loner (4+), Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Side Step, Thick Skull, Animosity (Hobgoblin), Pick-me-up50K
The Thug
63+3+4+8Loner (5+), Dirty Player (+2), Animosity (Goblin;Orc;Snotling)80K
Gorflem Rot-Breath
63+3+4+10Loner (4+), Juggernaut, Mighty Blow, Catch, Thick Skull, Animosity (Goblin;Hobgoblin)140K
Magic Sorebrain
52+4+6+7Loner (4+), Guard, Defensive, Wisdom of the White Dwarf, Right Stuff, Dodge, Stunty, Animosity (Hobgoblin;Orc)170K
Greaser Geargrinder
45+5+5+10Brawler, Grab, Mighty Blow (+1), Throw Team-mate, Animosity (Goblin;Hobgoblin), Loner (4+)210K
Varag Ghoul Chewer
65+3+5+10Loner (4+), Block, Jump Up, Mighty Blow (+1), Thick Skull, Crushing Blow, Animosity (Goblin;Hobgoblin)280K
Shroomhead Brack
46+5+5+10Mighty Blow (+1), Throw Team-mate, Regeneration, Projectile Vomit, Loner (4+), Thick Skull310K

Gangleader

Every Mercenaries team must start with a Gang Leader.
A coach may buy one of the following player types.

You may use the XXXL icon maker to create the player's unique icon.
Gangleaders enjoy a special blood contract and may not be fired during an ongoing tournament.
However, if a team loses their gangleader, the coach needs to use remaining funds to hire a new one before the next match.
If the team lacks the funds to hire a new player, a Riotous Amateur joins the team for free.

Gang leaders always gain the Iron Will trait and may start with a special Blood Contract, these players may not be fired for the duration of a tournament.

Gang leaders that level up may replace their gained skill with a Star Player Special skill.

Iron Will

Every gang leader starts with the Iron Will trait.
A player with this skill will never miss a gud fight,
but rather make use of steroid enraged pure will power
to keep going despite any suffered injuries.
This player never misses a next game despite
suffering permanent (non lethal) injuries.

Blood Contract

Gang leaders may not be fired for the duration of a tournament.

Star Player Special Skills

Gang leaders that level up may choose to replace their gained skill with a Star Player Special skill.
The first SPS skill adds 30K to a player's value, additional SPS add 40K.

Following SPS skill are available:

Blast It
Blind Rage
Brutal Block
Burst of Speed
Consummate Proffesional
Crushing Blow
Excuse Me, This is a stupid skill name
Frenzied Rush
Ghostly Flames
Gored by the Bull
I'll be back
Incorporeal
Indomitable
Lord of Chaos
Kaboom
Maximum Carnage
Old Pro
Pump up the Crowd
Raiding Party!
Ram
Reliable
Savage Mauling
Shot to Nothing
Slayer
Sneakiest of the Lot
Strong Passing Game
Treacherous
Whirling Dervish

The Experience

Players causing a CAS via foul gain 1 SPP,
players suffering a CAS due foul gain 1 SPP.


☆ Necromantic Horror Goblins ☆MA ST AG PA AV Skills Skillaccess Costs
0-12 Dust Goblin
52+3+5+7Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, RegenerationA/G,P,S35K
0-1 Acephalic Looney
52+3+6+7Stunty, Regeneration, Chainsaw, Secret WeaponA/G,P,S35K
0-1 Necromancer
62+3+4+8Dodge, Right Stuff, StuntyA/G,P,S40K
0-1 Shattered Bomma
52+3+4+7Stunty, Regeneration, Bombardier, Secret Weapon, DodgeA/G,P,S40K
0-0 Undead Stikka
52+3+5+7Stunty, Dodge, StabA/G,P,S50K
0-1 Risen Diver
52+3+6+7Right Stuff, Stunty, Regeneration, SwoopA/G,P,S55K
0-1 Ghoulish Fanatic
27+3+6+10Ball & Chain, No Hands, Stunty, Regeneration, Secret Weapon (8+)S/A,G,P65K
0-1 Cadaverous Pogoer
62+3+6+7Dodge, Stunty, Regeneration, Leap, Dirty Player (+1)A/G,P,S70K
0-2 Zombie Troll
35+5+6+9Loner (3+), Mighty Blow (+1), Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-mate, Thick SkullS/A,G,P105K
0-0 Zombie Rogre
55+4+6+8Animal Savagery, Frenzy, Loner (4+), Mighty Blow (+1), Prehensile Tail, Regeneration, DecayS/A,G,M,P135K
Re-Rolls: 75KApothecary: NecromancerSpecial Rules:
XXL Special Rules: Necromancer,Desecrator Roll,The Experience

* 0-0 players may only be gained via Desecrator roll

☆ Necromantic Horror Goblins Stars ☆MA ST AG PA AV Skills Skillaccess Costs
Numbnefer
52+3+3+8Loner (4+), Dodge, Right Stuff, Sure Hands70K
Throttlesnot 'The Impaler'
62+3+4+8Dodge, Stunty, Loner (4+), Leap, Secret Weapon, Dirty Player (+1), Stab80K
Gunnar
62+3+3+8Chainsaw, Loner (4+), Dodge, Secret Weapon, Regeneration90K
Dead Cap Dats
3+1d34+3+3+9Loner (4+), Unchannelled Fury, Claws, Break Tackle, No Hands, Leap, Jump Up, Regeneration110K
Poltergeist
62+3+3+9Foul Appearance, No Hands, Regeneration, Side Step, Loner (4+), Stunty, Dodge, Swarming120K
Kurt Ziodmak
82+3+4+9Dodge, Stunty, Frenzy, Claws, Regeneration, Loner (4+), Wrestle, Catch160K
Count Looza Van Darkenbug
73+2+3+9Loner (4+), Right Stuff, Stunty, Dodge, Hypnotic Gaze, Regeneration, Swoop, Tackle170K
Evil Greta 'The Widow Maker'
72+2+4+9Disturbing Presence, Dodge, Foul Appearance, Incorporeal, Jump Up, Loner (4+), No Hands, Regeneration, Shadowing, Side Step, Stunty210K
Victor's Monster Nr 4
44+4+4+10Break Tackle, Loner (4+), Mighty Blow (+1), Regeneration, Stand Firm, Thick Skull, Stunty, Dodge220K

Necromancer

The Necromancer is a mandatory player for this team. If a Necromancer
dies all their raised players dissolve to dust after the match.

If this happens during an ongoing tournament a new Necromancer will join
the team and fill up the emptied roster with 10 free Dust Goblins.

Desecrator Roll

The Necromancer’s Desecrator skill grants the ability to revive players
that were killed in any game of the competition’s previous match day.
If he succeeds the player raises from the dead and joins the Necromancer’s team.
Raised players may be added above the roster's regular limit for no costs.

Desecrator RollEffect
1-3: DeadThe player stays dead.
4-5: RaiseThe player raises as an undead variation of their position.
6: MemoryThe player raises from as an undead variation and remembers their last gained skill.


A Necromancer may attempt to raise more than one player per matchday,
but has to add -1 for every consecutive attempt.

The Experience

Players causing a CAS via foul gain 1 SPP,
players suffering a CAS due foul gain 1 SPP.


☆ Goblin Pirates ☆MA ST AG PA AV Skills Skillaccess Costs
0-13 Pirate
62+3+5+8Right Stuff, Stunty, Dodge, Pump Up the Crowd, DrunkardA/G,S40K
0-2 Spidamonkey
61+3+3+6Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Side Step, Extra Arms, Really StupidA/G,S40K
0-2 Muskateer
62+3+3+8Stunty, Bombardier, No Hands, Running Pass, Secret Weapon (8+)A,P/G,S65K
0-2 Swashbuckler
62+3+3+8Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Stab, Secret Weapon (8+), Side StepA/G,S65K
0-1 Witchdoctor
42+4+5+7Keen Player, Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Wisdom of the White Dwarf, I'll Be Back!A/G,M,P,S65K
0-1 Privateer
72+3+4+8Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Fend, Consummate ProfessionalA/G,P,S75K
0-1 Ogre
55+4+5+10Mighty Blow (+1), Bone Head, Thick Skull, Throw Team-mate, Loner (4+)S/A,G,P140K
Re-Rolls: 70KApothecary: YesSpecial Rules: Bribery and Corruption
XXL Special Rules: The Experience


☆ Goblin Pirates Stars ☆MA ST AG PA AV Skills Skillaccess Costs
Filth O'Fish
51+3++6Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Side Step, Disturbing Presence, Monstrous Mouth, Loner (4+)50K
Tentaballs
37+3++11Ball & Chain, Secret Weapon (8+), No Hands, Stunty, Tentacles, Loner (4+)85K
Sharkhead
54+3+5+10Loner (4+), Juggernaut, Brawler, Pile Driver120K
Krusty Krab
55+5+6+10Claws, Side Step, Throw Team-mate, Always Hungry, Blast it!, The Ballista, Loner (4+)150K
Black Beard Troll
45+5+4+10Mighty Blow (+1), Throw Team-mate, Regeneration, Projectile Vomit, Always Hungry185K
Evil Greta 'The Widow Maker'
72+2+4+9Disturbing Presence, Dodge, Foul Appearance, Incorporeal, Jump Up, Loner (4+), No Hands, Regeneration, Shadowing, Side Step, Stunty210K

The Experience

Players causing a CAS via foul gain 1 SPP,
players suffering a CAS due foul gain 1 SPP.




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