41 coaches online • Server time: 20:52
* * * Did you know? The best passer is Cherrystone Hotpack with 656 completions.
Log in
Recent Forum Topics goto Post Creating a custom to...goto Post Secret League Americ...goto Post DOTP Season 4
H.A.N.D. Nuffle Investigation Service



Enforcing the Law, One Block at a Time!

The Nuffle Investigation Service has a special branch dedicated to the maintenance of Law and Order on the Bloodbowl pitch. What follows is the detailed history of the H.A.N.D. taskforce.



About H.A.N.D.
H.A.N.D. is the only Wastepac Team Championship group made specifically for Human, Amazon & Norse teams.
Our teams maybe the average, when it comes to stats but we play hard and fast!
Current Member Teams
Coach: Suttbutt
Hostile Kiddies IV was recruited from only the roughest neighbor hoods of the Empire, each member hand picked out of the slum leagues. They don't win many games, but they certainly leave their mark on every opponent.



Coach: Tomay
Cocksville aint ever had much to cheer for. Tween the drought and the floods, life's pretty tough round these parts. Folks round here are hard though, that's fer damn sure.
And the Blockers? We aint ever won much. But we're tough and we stick by our team motto "ruin someone elses day". It means we aint liked much by the folk in the big cities. We constantly be beatin' on them and such.

I reckon that's why they sent us to the South. They promisin' us glory in the Big Leagues but I aint dum, I know they just want us to be the folk down there's problem. Most of us aint left Cocksville before, so it orta be fun at least."
- Lucky Larry Dahl, Inaugural Cocksville Blockers Captain.
Coach: Buuface
Originally a rugged and scarred band of sell-swords, often hired by petty lordlings at the northern fringes of the empire to clear out Gor-infested woods or bandit strongholds. The Banner eventually became sick of the megre pay turned to bloodbowl, applying their skill for skull bashing and occasionally running away to a more potentially profitable trade. Finding blood-bowl inside the Empire to steeped in 'honor' and 'rules', a generally a bit soft, they chose to search elsewhere.
After hearing rumors they 'appropriated' a long-ship from a neighboring Norse tribe and sailed, wrecking their boat on the rocky coast of Southern Wastes. Little did they realize that that the SWL leagues would be more harsh and unforgiving than the most suicidal of contracts from their mercenary days...


Coach: Drakeular
Human Team...
THAT
REALLY
NEEDS
A
BIO



Coach: BigBullies
Amazon Team
In days gone past princesses were nothing more than playthings for rich princes and men looking to make a name for themselves.......
WELL THESE LADIES SAY NO MORE !
Having each spent far to long restrained in towers,behind locked doors or under male regimes waiting for yet another useless man to fail in finding them they trained long and hard day and night and when the eventual "rescue" came they were long gone.
Naturally princesses of such prestige cannot stay hidden for long so in the quest for a life more ordinary these ladies have banded together discarding their ballgowns and dresses for rags and armor they have taken to the field of BloodBowl to prove they are more than able to take care of themselves in a world dominated by testosterone.
Coach: CaptainSmiithheart
AMAZON Team...
THAT
REALLY
NEEDS
A
BIO



Famous Teams
Wonga Wonga Whalekillers Coach: Balle2000
SWL Prem Champions seasons 55, 54, 53 & 48
Part of the 2515 & 2514 URN winning efforts
Richard Randall Conference XXXX Champions (the Non-Prem season)
Seasons 47–56: spent a record 9 consecutive seasons in Prem
Angry Asgardians Coach: Toonie
Angry Norse Team
Blue Mountain Dragons Coach: ClayInfinity
From the highest peaks of the Southern Wastes, a band of marauding mountain men have descended to the cities and townships below to lay claim to the Southern Waste Blood-Bowl League crown. The men known as the Blue Mountain Dragons have come to town to smash your team and ravage your women folk.
I-House Coach: Chunky04
The Whipping Boys of SWL, I-House are the team the rest of the league loves to hurt. Jealous of the off field success of the players with the ladies (that includes those lesbo Amazons!!!), the other teams simply take every opportunity they can to try and ruin the good looks of I-House's players.
We Fink Wer Orks Coach: Laviak
WFWO joined SWL in Season 12 in the hands of future Commissioner Laviak. They played 125 games in the SWL finishing with a record of 69/18/38. They were the first Amazon team to make the Premiership division and the first Amazon team to win an SWL Premiership in season 31 before finally retiring.
Power Money Sex Coach: Tomay
Although they weren't in the league for a long time, PMS dominated during their short stint. They are the only team in the modern era to win a Premiership in 3 seasons finishing with an astounding record of 23/2/1.
Carlton United Coach: Twahn
Definitively the first Human team to win it all.
Carlton United are perhaps the most influential team in SWL History.
104 games played, a record of 47/18/39. Owned by SWL founder, Twahn. Yeah, this team is legendary.
Stalingrad's White Stallions Coach: harvestmouse
Another winner in the character department, the White Stallions fought with the best of the SWL and narrowly missed out on claiming a Premiership on more than one occasion.
The Stallions left the SWL with a record of 37/27/39 which is actually quite decent considering their poor casualty and touchdown differentials.


Other Teams
Brooklyn High Focus Coach: Coombz PARKED in SWL
Not much is known about this mysterious team.
The High Focus squad recently arrived and set up a new, modern looking stadium in the Southern Wastes, after many weeks of journeying from the far-off port of Brooklyn.
Coach: Balle2000 PARKED in SWL
After sea of whale empty, broke sailors stranded Wongawonga, cannot go Norsca. In Southwasten can only drink, bowl, and try forget. Ach... to know?

Long known as a penniless side unable to field but a couple of positionals, the WK surprised everyone, including their coach, by netting the 48th SWL Premier title, with Martha the Stout † at the helm.

Having made this huge catch, the Whalers embarked on an unprecedented voyage; and after a record(?) 6th consecutive Prem season, they would again anchor up with what was the 53rd SWL trophy - sailing undefeated* through all 7 rounds (while joining SWL's successful raid on the URN as well). Under steady pilotage of the Mama Ulf, the once shabby crew of plain fishermen had over time turned into a team of stars. * forfeit win vs. Crookwell Green Devils

Alas, on the opening day of the following season, the team were bereaved of their beloved leader and guiding lantern Martha. Breaking away from a Chaos Dwarf tackle Nuffle had her smitten down. The apothecary stood no chance. Now, in her wake, sole surviving inaugural crew member and team kicker Fish Oil Nilsson is entrusted with the all encompassing Captaincy. How will they further fare in the rough waters of SWL Prem - without their Siren of the Sea...
Coach: Ramchop
TRAITOR DIBBL INVAIDERS
Through three cheese trees three free fleas flew. While these fleas flew, freezy breeze blew. Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze. Freezy trees made these trees' cheese freeze. That's what made these three free fleas sneeze.




Federal Investigator's Special Treatment Award List
The Iron FIST is awarded to the player who earns the most SPPs each SWL season.
Awardees:

SWL Season LXII - Grumnir - Banner of the Black Stag - 35 SPPs

SWL Season LXIII - "Wild Thing" Slim Dixon - Cocksville Blockers - 22 SPPs

SWL Season LXIV - PLAYER - TEAM - ?? SPPs

H.A.N.D Service Awards

\