Brooklyn High Focus Coach: Coombz
PARKED in SWL
Not much is known about this mysterious team.
The High Focus squad recently arrived and set up a new, modern looking stadium in the Southern Wastes, after many weeks of journeying from the far-off port of Brooklyn.
Coach: Balle2000
PARKED in SWL
After sea of whale empty, broke sailors stranded Wongawonga, cannot go Norsca. In Southwasten can only drink, bowl, and try forget. Ach... to know?
Long known as a penniless side unable to field but a couple of positionals, the WK surprised everyone, including their coach, by netting the 48th SWL Premier title, with Martha the Stout † at the helm.
Having made this huge catch, the Whalers embarked on an unprecedented voyage; and after a record(?) 6th consecutive Prem season, they would again anchor up with what was the 53rd SWL trophy - sailing undefeated* through all 7 rounds (while joining SWL's successful raid on the URN as well). Under steady pilotage of the Mama Ulf, the once shabby crew of plain fishermen had over time turned into a team of stars. * forfeit win vs. Crookwell Green Devils
Alas, on the opening day of the following season, the team were bereaved of their beloved leader and guiding lantern Martha. Breaking away from a Chaos Dwarf tackle Nuffle had her smitten down. The apothecary stood no chance. Now, in her wake, sole surviving inaugural crew member and team kicker Fish Oil Nilsson is entrusted with the all encompassing Captaincy. How will they further fare in the rough waters of SWL Prem - without their Siren of the Sea...
Coach: Ramchop
TRAITOR DIBBL INVAIDERS
Through three cheese trees three free fleas flew. While these fleas flew, freezy breeze blew. Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze. Freezy trees made these trees' cheese freeze. That's what made these three free fleas sneeze.