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Proud participants of the Human League Premiership.
Won Human XFL X.
Legends:
Past and present Legendary Contenders

Laidback Luke

Frank "Bulldog" Wickermann

Harold "Not a Butler G. Jeeves

Ike "Fist" Bratts

Sem Tallwinckle

Bus H. Kleftermann

HLP:

Season 22: 2nd place with 42 points

Season 23: 4th place with 45 points

Season 24: 12th place with 35 points

Season 25: 4th place with 41 points

Season 26: No completed sprint

Season 27: 4th place with 41 points

Season 28: No completed sprint

Season 29: 1st place with 53 points

Prizes:

Fun facts:

* The Contenders contended in the Crown of Sands Qualifiers, being booted out in the first round, losing two superstar players in the process!

* Average Mediocrity is better.

* Have managed to reach a Brawl final twice, but so far have been unable to win one.

* Close to 150 matches, the Contenders are on the downlow; taking massive damage they have to run with loners and a mere two rostered blitzers. Lets pray we make it back up in time.

* Nearing the elusive 300 club; the Contenders have adopted the so called 'maxmenz' method (copyright, B2k); playing with 16 players at ridiculous TV!

* After game 225 - a team slaughter - we take stock of the amount of past Contenders. Twelve Ogres, thirteen Catchers, eight Throwers, twentyone Blitzers, and a 105 linemen either died on the pitch, or were deemed unworthy to keep playing.

* In 6 games; from game 225 untill game 231 - the Contenders sank from 2190 to 1330 tv. Nobody ever said the prem was gonna be easy!

* Made the semi-finals of the FUBAR cup. The contenders got decimated on pitch, and will not represent humanity in the finals.

* Won the Human XFL!

Remarkable games:

Round 2 of Blackbox Brawl CLXXXV :

Not a proud game: both our longrunning blitzers Frank and Harold receive a perm, and the Contenders win by shootout. The opposing Nurgle team fails to handle the ball for the entire lenght of the second half ánd overtime.

Blackbox game versus Forestrangers Bloodvikes

The team are at an all time TV high, and get stomped right back. Versus a small eleven player team, we suffer four deaths (one gets saved by the apo); two of these were self inflicted upon failing a dodge. Amongst the dead were a legendary and a superstar blitzer, for a total spp loss of 282.

TopName#
GamesHarold 'Not a Butler' G. Jeeves
109
Completions (178)Nick 'Butterfingers' Redfordt
50
Touchdowns (275)Frank "Bulldog" Wickermann
36
Interceptions (6)Krent "Basher" Boastfull
2
Casualties (461)Laidback Luke
77
Most Valuable Player (229)Frank "Bulldog" Wickermann
9
Star Player Points (3082)Frank "Bulldog" Wickermann
211
Passing (360)Nick 'Butterfingers' Redfordt
116
Rushing (5615)Bill "Basher" Jutters
652
Blocks (8057)Harold 'Not a Butler' G. Jeeves
703
Fouls (430)Trent "Gaze" Homestead
81
Scoring ThrowerFrank "Bulldog" Wickermann
18
Blocking ThrowerFrank "Bulldog" Wickermann
18
Blocking ScorerFrank "Bulldog" Wickermann
20
TripleFrank "Bulldog" Wickermann
18
All-rounderIke "Fist" Bratts
Krent "Basher" Boastfull
Bill "Basher" Jutters
1


New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
+AG
  4 0 1 0 1 1 10/16 130k
(90+40)k
 
2
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Mighty Blow
  3 0 2 0 0 1 11/16 110k
(90+20)k
 
3
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Dodge, Mighty Blow, Guard, Tackle
  33 2 7 0 11 4 65/76 180k
(90+90)k
 
4
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Dodge, Stand Firm, Diving Tackle, Guard
  53 0 10 0 3 3 51/76 190k
(90+100)k
 
5
Thrower
7 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
+MA, Block, Accurate, Leader, Tackle
m 92 24 14 0 10 6 116/176 180k
(0)k
 
6
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Dirty Player
  20 1 0 0 0 1 6/16 70k
(50+20)k
 
8
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
Block
  6 0 2 0 0 0 6/16 80k
(60+20)k
 
9
Lineman
6 3 2 8
Block, Guard
-ag 21 1 0 0 0 3 16/31 100k
(50+50)k
 
10
Lineman
6 3 3 8   15 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
 
12
Lineman
6 3 3 8   6 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
 
13
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
Guard
  15 0 3 0 0 0 9/16 90k
(60+30)k
 
14
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Dirty Player
  34 0 1 0 1 2 15/16 70k
(50+20)k
 
15
Lineman
6 3 3 8   7 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
 
16
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Loner, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Guard, Block, Frenzy
  13 0 1 1 9 2 33/51 220k
(140+80)k
 
13 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Timetis Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Human Fan Factor: 7  
Current Team Value: 1660k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 250k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1840k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:374 (160/81/133) |TD Diff:60 (495 - 435) |Cas Diff:-136 (487/272/145 - 573/335/132)
Last Opponent: [B]etween the Pipes