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Bjornsonsson's Blitzers
Roster [L] Chaos Dwarf


Location: Formerly Uberwald, now Zharr-Naggrund
Nickname: Blitzers
Stadium: Disc
Surface: Limbs, Bones and Blood

Colors: Home: Blood Red Away: Skin of native animals
Sponsor: Orthodox Church of Tak
Rivals:
Target: Kill one of all races so they meet Tak

TEAM BIO

If the Blitzers seem ill at ease, it is because they are not of this world. They originate from a flat world, balanced on top of four elephants who stand atop a Turtle who, in turn, swims through space. They do not understand this spherical realm and feel people should fall off. The only reason they are still sane is their mission to spread the word of Tak, who they believe Hashut is a form of. They intend to kill a member of every species so that, in death, they meet Tak. To do this, they chose blood bowl and are coached by their prophet, Bjornssonsson.
TROPHY ROOM

The Blitzers have never won anything, and do no expect to. They prefer to spread Tak's word, and this is a record of those who have heard:
K I L L G R I D
AmChCDCPDEDwElGoHaHEHuKhLMNeNoNuOgOrSkSlUnUWVaWE


TEAM & PLAYER RECORDS

So far, the Blitzers hold the record for most games played in pyjamas, standing at 3. This has been debated, but it's clearly not armour they wear!

*** Did you know...
The longest name of a member of the Orthodox Church of Tak was Wilberforcesonssonssonssonssonssonssonssonsson. He was Great, Great, Great, Great, Great, Great, Great Grandson of Wilberforce the Ugly, a major prophet. Bored of writing his signature, he named his son Gerald.

Bio template by Balle2000. Helmet templates by Thom_Darkness.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Zadkrdga
Hobgoblin
5 3 3 7
Dirty Player
 -ma 21 1 1 0 1 0 6/16 60k
(40+20)k
  
2
Rhys Stronginthearm II
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard
   7 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 90k
(70+20)k
  
4
Snoriscousin
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 8
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Mighty Blow
 -av, m 22 0 0 0 5 2 20/31 110k
(0)k
  
5
Glodsonssonson
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Claw
   12 0 0 0 3 1 11/16 100k
(70+30)k
  
6
Jar'ahk'haga
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Claw, Mighty Blow
 n 21 0 0 0 8 2 26/31 120k
(70+50)k
  
7
Kzad'bhat II
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Mighty Blow
   15 0 0 0 5 2 20/31 110k
(70+40)k
  
8
B'hrian Bloodaxe
Bull Centaur Blitzer
6 4 3 9
Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull
Block, +AG, Sure Hands, Guard
   22 0 10 0 4 3 53/76 230k
(130+100)k
  
10
Gimlet Ironhammer
Bull Centaur Blitzer
6 4 2 9
Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull
Block, Break Tackle, Guard
 n 20 0 2 0 5 3 31/51 190k
(130+60)k
  
11
Zachary Gorduz
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
12
Dru'ak'ak
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Mighty Blow
   16 0 0 0 7 2 24/31 110k
(70+40)k
  
13
Dr'ska II
Hobgoblin
7 3 3 7
+MA, Sure Hands
   12 1 1 0 2 2 18/31 90k
(40+50)k
  
14
Seth Furgul
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
11 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Nobby_Nobbs Re-Rolls (140k): 3  
Race: Chaos Dwarf Fan Factor: 6  
Current Team Value: 1500k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 160k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1610k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:22 (7/4/11) |TD Diff:-9 (17 - 26) |Cas Diff:23 (40/11/5 - 19/10/4)
Last Opponent: Dark Heretics