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World's Edge Murderballs
P [L] Squig (CIBBL)

Da Boss:
BlackNWhiteDog
Stadium:
The Ball Pool


Background
World's Edge Murderballs were created after head coach & owner BlackNWhiteDogs failed attempt at running the Under the World Edge Mountains first petting zoo & soft play area. Squigs kept getting into the ball pool and eating the children!

With mounting law suit costs BlackNWhiteDog decided to close the zoo and start up a bloodbowl team where these lovable balls of mayhem can murder to their hearts content without pesky lawyers getting involved.

BlackNWhiteDog converted one of the World's Edge Mountain’s many caverns into a stadium naming it "The Ball Pool", the fans quickly came up with a new nickname, affectionately calling it "Balls Deep".

"They're fat, they're round, they bounce along the ground! They're MURDER BALLS!"
crowd chant, origin unknown

"Who ate all the kids? Who ate all the kids? You fat b*****d! You fat b*****d! YOU ATE ALL THE KIDS!
crowd chant, origin unknown
Seasons
DivisionSeasonW/D/LPositionPrestige
Cloth Year 9 Autumn2/2/24th90(+10)
Friendlies (Low)Year 10 Winter0/0/117th90(+10)
The Deep Caverns Year 10 Spring0/0/45th90(+20)
Pleasure Principal Year 10 Summer0/0/2--
Players of Note
PlayerAwardSeasonAchieveStatus
Skrasz RattlebonezCloth ExcellenceFoulingY9 Autumn10Alive
Greenzaz & RazzzerTriple XY10 Spring10Alive
Trophy's
Haha like Squigs are ever gona win anything, made you click the button so jokes on you sukka!
Achievement's
Fan Quotes
"This looks like a soccer match of 6 year olds, a huge empty pitch, and everyone very close to the ball"
Medon Y10 Summer

"Worth saying Squigs vs Dust Goblins is the way all CIBBL games should be played. A riot from start to finish!"
COddlefish Y9 Autumn

"It is a great match with many top moments. In any game I watch, I can kind of guess the majority of what will happen in any given turn. This game - not. A. Clue."
flashman1234, Y9 Autumn
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Pa Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Gumz
Mangler Squig
3 7 3+ - 9+
Ball & Chain, Claws, No Hands
 n, n 12 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 120k
(120+0)k
  
2
Nasher
Giant Cave Squig
3 5 5+ - 9+
Claws, Loner, No Hands, Really Stupid, Thick Skull
Mighty Blow, Block
 -av, -ma 13 0 0 0 7 1 18/31 160k
(110+50)k
  
3
Teefee
Cave Squig
6 4 4+ - 9+
Claws, No Hands, Pogo Stick, Really Stupid, Very Long Legs
Mighty Blow
 -ag 14 0 0 0 3 2 14/16 100k
(80+20)k
  
4
Sliceypoos
Cave Squig
6 4 3+ - 9+
Claws, No Hands, Pogo Stick, Really Stupid, Very Long Legs
   2 0 0 0 0 1 4/6 80k
(80+0)k
  
5
Spitsy
Squig Gobba
1 5 5+ 2+ 10+
Bombardier, Claws, Hail Mary Pass, No Hands, Really Stupid, Secret Weapon
Guard
 n 12 0 0 0 1 2 10/16 100k
(80+20)k
  
6
Srigs & Nipper
Squig Hopper
6 4 3+ - 9+
Animal Savagery, Claws, Pogo Stick, Very Long Legs
Block, Dodge
   7 0 2 0 3 3 24/31 150k
(100+50)k
  
7
Greenzaz & Razzzer
Squig Hopper
6 4 3+ - 9+
Animal Savagery, Claws, Pogo Stick, Very Long Legs
Block, Tackle
   9 1 0 0 7 1 20/31 160k
(100+60)k
  
11
Duza Batbreath
Squig Herder
6 2 3+ 4+ 8+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Dirty Player
 n 14 0 1 0 1 0 6/16 70k
(40+30)k
  
12
Chusnar Stinka
Squig Herder
6 2 3+ 4+ 8+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   14 1 0 0 0 0 1/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
14
Skrasz Rattlebonez
Squig Herder
6 2 3+ 4+ 8+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   13 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
15
Skarsnik Trizick
Squig Herder
6 2 3+ 4+ 8+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
16
Gnir Rokbrainz
Squig Herder
6 2 3+ 4+ 8+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   6 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
17
Zachary Silentbone
Journeyman Squig Herder
6 2 3+ 4+ 8+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Loner
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
18
Fredrick Clearwing
Journeyman Squig Herder
6 2 3+ 4+ 8+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Loner
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
12 players Badlands Brawl, Bribery and Corruption
Coach: BlackNWhiteDog Re-Rolls (140k): 3  
Race: Squig (CIBBL) Dedicated Fans: 1  
Current Team Value: 1440k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 140k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1440k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:15 (1/2/12) |TD Diff:-22 (8 - 30) |Cas Diff:-18 (16/9/2 - 17/25/3)
Last Opponent: Tlaxtlan Tempests