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Da Sod's
Roster [X2] Orc

<b>Da Weiry Ot Lukin Ting Dats Owwso Well Far O-way... (The Sun)</b>

<i>"Coach Colon's Team Statement: Now I just want to clear something up here, these guys are as friendly a bunch of orcs as your likely to meet! The only reason they even play what some might describe as the violent game of Bloodbowl, is so that they may one day achieve their dream! If they can ever make the pro circuit then there is a chance they could well play at the Reikland stadium, the holy mecha for all things green and turf like! That watering schedule and the biannual reseeding. Now that is something these lads can get excited about!
The Garden Orcs of the lowlands are a tribe that is often glossed over somewhat in history and you won't belive it but in certain circles there are tribes that won't even admit to their existence! (One quick point to mention is that Garden Gnomes may well be descended from this venerable race!) Well... either way I'm here to tell you that they do exist and they are here to stay! They have Bloodbowl on the brain, if of a somewhat lesser importance than that which occupies Da Sod's trophy cabinet. By now it's probably the finest collection of turf anywhere in the Old World!"</i>


<b>Recent game commentry:</b>

<i>Fred: "I have some breaking news, Jim"
Fred: "Legend has it that because these Orcs were/are soooo good at gardening that it's the actual reason why Orcs are infact green!"
Jim: "Well Fred, that puts a whole new meaning to that alone time I like to have at the weekends in the shed with the trowels and sometimes even the hoe..."
Fred: "Not sure we need to talk about that Jim..."
Jim: "Well you know it's like they say, you really do come back with green fingers!"

Unfortunately there was a strange loss of the transmission at this point in the game, but don't worry Da Sod's will be around for a while yet and there will be more where this came from!

Translated (where possible) from Orc-ish to the King's tongue by Reeves Finnigan of Bardurun.</i>
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
2
Hurla
Thrower
5 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(75)k
  
3
Gruff
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block
   24 0 1 0 4 0 11/16 100k
(100)k
  
4
Bash
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Guard, Mighty Blow, Tackle
   24 0 7 0 6 2 43/51 140k
(150)k
  
5
Bosh
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Guard, Mighty Blow, Tackle
 n 24 1 5 0 10 0 36/51 140k
(125)k
  
6
Bish 'em again!
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
   7 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 80k
(80)k
  
7
Chuck
Thrower
6 3 4 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Accurate, +AG, +MA, Dodge
   24 33 1 0 0 3 51/76 190k
(193)k
  
8
Fodder
Lineman
5 3 3 9
Block
   24 1 2 0 0 1 12/16 70k
(70)k
  
9
Fonger's Revenge
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block, Guard
   14 0 0 0 3 2 16/31 120k
(128)k
  
11
Ding
Lineman
5 3 3 9
Block
   24 0 0 0 0 2 10/16 70k
(70)k
  
12
Grab
Lineman
5 3 3 9
Block, Tackle
   24 0 0 0 7 3 29/31 90k
(95)k
  
15
Thunk "sumthin went snap"
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regenerate, Throw Team Mate
Block
   17 0 0 0 3 1 11/16 130k
(105)k
  
16
Mad Midge
Goblin
7 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
+MA
   17 0 1 0 0 2 13/16 70k
(85)k
  
12 players  
Coach: Sgt_Colon Re-Rolls (120k): 5  
Race: Orc Fan Factor: 10  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 40k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1720k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:24 (5/9/10) |TD Diff:-8 (24 - 32) |Cas Diff:15 (22/15/9 - 18/8/5)
Last Opponent: Carrisi Remix