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Dendroid Dancers of Doom
Retired [X] Wood Elf

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From the very beginning, the Dendroid Dancers of Doom have been cursed with extremely bad luck on the pitch. Much to their coach's dislike, the players gathered together after their 4th match (where they had already experienced 16 casualties) and agreed on the motto:
"Ease the pain, stay slain"
which Loxikan di Fangorn (the team's captain at the time) argued was the best way to prevent casualties. "If you lie silently on you back, no one's gonna harm you", he said(never having met Dreadclaw), and soon the cowardly elfes were seen entering the field without helmets and small signs on their foreheads saying "I hate your race, slap my face!" or "you're a bum and so's you mum" and the like.
The elfes usually dont play more than a few rounds before 3 or 4 of their players have left the field, and for every match they get more and more paranoid, which you cant blaim them since they usually have to bury a teammate after each game.

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Finally the day occured when Loxikan di Fangorn, the last player from the original roster, got seriously injured. He will now be taken off the team, and be bound to watch the future games from the coach bench.

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Today the Dancers had one of the hardest matches ever against Calon's Bunny Group and their dreaded top blocker Bunnypuncher. In the very first round Grindya the Runner was blocked and seriously injured by Bunnypuncher, and when Foxtrot of Fear got the same treatment in second turn, the poor Dendroid Dancers weren't too happy. The chaotic start was followed by 2 bh's and another SI the next 4 rounds, and when the apo was used to save Bruyn the Hunter from getting killed by a stone thrown by some mad hooligans, all hope seemed lost. But fortunately Bruyn the Hunter showed his class, and with help from a good thrower, Anao, and the rookie catcher, Illowar Danzas, the team managed to make a few smart moves. They dodged all over the place, picked the ball up the strangest places, and tried most of all to keep far away from Bunnypuncher. Ashly the tree managed to get him knocked out in the end, and the team recovered and turned the horror match to end 5-1 in their favor.


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Another bad match to the collection. Adolf's Corredores showed the Dendroid Dancers of Doom that fans are everything. At the very first kick off a nasty hooligan threw a rock that hit Anao Charsia so hard on his right hand that the bones got chrushed to pieces. The hand is now useless, and he'll have to retire since a thrower that can't throw is pretty useless. The bad luck continued the rest of the match, and culminated with the Corredore's fans invading the pitch in the last drive, beating up 6 outa 9 players from the Dancers team, so they couldn't defend against the last TD at all.


x'O'x Current Casualty rate per match x,O,x
-1,08
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Ashley
Treeman
3 6 1 10
Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Guard, +MA, Piling On, Multiple Block
   44 0 0 0 17 5 59/ 200k
(169)k
  
3
Tango of Terror
Wardancer
8 4 4 7
Block, Dodge, Leap
Side Step, +ST, Tackle, Strip Ball
 n 31 7 7 1 3 4 56/ 230k
(233)k
  
4
Illowar Danzas
Catcher
9 2 4 7
Catch, Dodge
Block, Side Step, Leap, Sure Feet
   17 5 14 0 0 2 57/ 170k
(200)k
  
12
Allegra Rejîana
Lineman
6 3 4 7 -ma 3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(50)k
  
13
Goun Darliina
Lineman
7 3 4 7
Kick
   5 2 1 0 3 0 11/ 90k
(95)k
  
14
Revenue Fanjáa
Lineman
7 3 4 7
Block
   8 1 0 0 0 1 6/ 90k
(95)k
  
16
Fniel Diwarghia
Lineman
7 3 4 7
Guard, Block
 m 9 0 2 0 0 2 16/ 120k
(0)k
  
6 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Baffer Re-Rolls (100k): 5  
Race: Wood Elf Fan Factor: 11  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 6  
Treasury: 110k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1320k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:49 (15/8/26) |TD Diff:-23 (94 - 117) |Cas Diff:-54 (30/20/11 - 54/49/12)
Last Opponent: Red Wing Woodies