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Dose 'elmet 'atz from Krozz Shozz Mrkzzxz have been sniffin' tournie glory too long now.
Time for uz to get zome. We gonna apply for da Warpstone Open 2008.
Da Larddz for da win. Damn lost in da Qualifier Finals against some nastee High 'lves...dey even brought deir fuckin' Prinz. Almost made it :(

FUCK AGING - AGING IS DESTROYING ME RIGHT NOW

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--> <td>Making 50 games</td><!--
--> <td>Making 100 games</td><!--
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--> <td>Gaining Super-Star-Players</td><!--
--> <td>Winning a minor or major tournament</td><!--
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--> <td><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=1998088">Gaining a pitch clearance on turn 8 1st Half</a></td><!--
--> <td>Gaining a mega-star player</td><!--
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--> <td>Getting some AG stat increases</td><!--
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<b><u>Ranked Tournaments entered:</u></b>

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<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&at=1&group=4966&show=19798">Speed Freaks LXXII Legend</a>

As a powergamer it was played on the Fumbbl birthday :) :)

Came out second, but lost and tied a game which I just shouldn't. But this 1 min time limit can really upset your positioning :)

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<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=2013194"> Round 1 - 2:1 Win over Gary Gygax's New Strategy</a>

Elves made their TD and after that their dice suddenly went bad. The woodies used the lightning Bolt to prevent Morg from scoring the Turn 8 1:1. Second half saw an immediate fireball action from the Lardz KOing one Wardancer and enabling the Foul on the one-turner. Amazing injury rolls and a blind ref caused 9 cas (all badly hurt) and the 2:1 victory in the end. It was all bad dice from Gary though.

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<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=2027170"> Round 2 - 1:0 Win over Skavenboy's Run En Gunners II</a>

The rats got a poor start with an early turnover, poor dice and a completely botched wizard. The Lardz took lots of rats down and got the ball bringing in the turn 8 TD. Second half saw a grind but no score since the rats managed to kill a nice Black Orc an the last action of a turn with the apo failing. Not wanting to risk losing someone else.

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<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=2046597">Round 3 - 2:1 Win over Dieter H.'s Orkoholics</a>

The Lardz started with their offense. a fireball knocked the ball loose and the orkolics ran away with it scoring on turn 6. only 2 turns to score left a touchback gave the ball to the gobbo with quick snap making it a bit easier. After dieters turn however there was no simple solution. a path without tackle got cleared and the gobbo made two dodges and gfi's for the score. Phew. Second half. Again a wizard knocked the ball loose and the lardz reclaimed it even passing to their ST5 Black orc. He was brought down on a 1:1 after 1 ag2 dodge and three 2+ rolls and got even stunned. The orkoholics players were bound though and couldn't come backfield. The lardz that cam back knocked the ST4 AG4 Blitzer down Koing him. With no orkolic in range and 2 turns to make the TD the lardz got in for the safe 2:1. Too bad a nice blitzer got niggled in this game.

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<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=2056213">Round 4 - 0 : 1 loss against Nyberg's Absolute Apocalypse</a>

Very close and tense match which was decided in the final 4 turns as both teams used the wizard. The High Elves got the luckier end but both sides suffered. The Elfs received a niggling injury and a kill and the Orcs a -1 Strength on their Super-Star Blitzer.

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<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&at=0&group=4945&show=22398">Scheduled Smack Legend III</a>

<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=2305198">Round 1 -Loss against BooAhl's OrkaMera!</a>

Didn't get much going and got smashed in the ground with a need for dire teambuilding with 11 guys left.


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<b>--- Super Star Players ---</b>

<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3214754">Tarkaz "Bloodspilla"</a> is now pursuing what he loves most...hunting elves. Tarkaz retired as an veteran and will be missed.

<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3173631">Zarggz "Destroya"</a> was a nice mobile blitzer specializing in taking out those elves. In the Warpstone Open Qualifier Final he got injured Badly and had to be fired as a result.

<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=3393335">Bok "Da Hand of Gork"</a> was a thrower who always found the target evading those pesky elf catchers.

<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3221126">Tork "Abblitza"</a> was a great Black Orc and a blocker in the truest sense. Too bad we had to let him go because of a niggling injury.

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<b>--- Star Players ---</b>

<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=3173620">Kerkoz</a> "Da Bull from Zelbold" was a super-versatile black-orc with his MA and ST of 5 and break-tackle he was very mobile.

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<b>--- Other notable Players ---</b>

<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=3173609">Tork "Blackeyez"</a> had a standard Black Orc progression (Block, Guard and Mighty Blow) and was close before his 4th skill when some random scrub skaven lineman decided it was time for the only casualty that game killing him and our Apo coming too late too save him. Yikes. Worthy mentioning it was in a Warpstone Open Game where the rats already had lost.

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<tr class="odd"><td>Nr. of Normal Skill Rolls</td><td>48</td></tr><tr class="even"><td>Nr. of Doubles on skill rolls</td><td>16</td></tr><tr class="odd"><td>Nr. of MA skill rolls</td><td>5</td></tr><tr class="even"><td>Nr. of AG skill rolls</td><td>0</td></tr><tr class="odd"><td>Nr. of ST skill rolls</td><td>3</td></tr><tr class="even"><td>Highest Win Margin</td><td>3 : 0</td></tr><tr class="odd"><td>Highest Loss margin</td><td>2 : 4</td></tr><tr class="even"><td>Most casualties inflicted</td><td><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=2013194">9</a></td></tr><tr class="odd"><td>Most casualties suffered</td><td><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=1950102">5</a></td></tr><tr class="even"><td>Most Brutal player</td><td><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3221126">24 casualties</a></td></tr><tr class="odd"><td>Top Scorer</td><td><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3173631">17 Touchdowns</a></td></tr><tr class="even"><td>Best Passer</td><td><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=4397081">28 Completions</a></td></tr></tbody></table>

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This team was created pre-conversion to LRB5/6 and the new client.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Blitzer
6 3 3 8
Block
Guard, Dodge
-av 17 0 5 0 2 1 24/31 130k
(80+50)k
 
2
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 8
Block, Mighty Blow
-av 26 0 2 0 1 2 18/31 120k
(80+40)k
 
3
Blitzer
6 3 3 8
Block
Guard
-av 15 1 4 0 1 0 15/16 100k
(80+20)k
 
4
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 80k
(80+0)k
 
5
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
Block
  7 0 0 0 3 1 11/16 140k
(110+30)k
 
6
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block
  5 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 100k
(80+20)k
 
7
Lineman
6 3 3 9
Block, Tackle, +MA, Pro
  73 4 2 1 9 5 55/76 140k
(50+90)k
 
8
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Guard, Mighty Blow, Dodge
  21 2 4 0 7 1 33/51 150k
(80+70)k
 
9
Lineman
5 3 3 9
Dirty Player, Block, Tackle
  48 2 2 1 5 6 50/51 110k
(50+60)k
 
10
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block
  12 0 3 0 2 0 13/16 100k
(80+20)k
 
11
Lineman
5 4 3 9
Block, Dirty Player, Kick, +ST
  78 2 5 1 5 7 64/76 160k
(50+110)k
 
12
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
  3 0 1 0 1 0 5/6 80k
(80+0)k
 
13
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Block
  10 0 3 0 0 1 14/16 70k
(40+30)k
 
13 players  
Coach: xcver Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Orc Fan Factor: 13  
Current Team Value: 1900k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 40k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1900k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:80 (40/16/24) |TD Diff:30 (111 - 81) |Cas Diff:82 (124/77/35 - 66/66/22)
Last Opponent: Up To Scale