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Yet another Globo Gym Team
P [R] Dark Elf

<b><h3>Please have some patience when asking me for a match with this team. As it takes ages to get one, I don't spend all the waiting time in front of the computer, but look up IRC for requests from time to time. Thanks.
DP is for defensive purposes only</b></h3>


Tired of the same old you? Tired of being out of shape and being out of luck with the opposite sex? Tired of being overweight and underattractive?

"Hello, I am White Goodman. Owner, operator and founder of Globo Gym America corp. And I'm here to tell you that you don't have to be stuck with what you got! Here at Globo Gym we understand that ugliness and fatness are genetic disorders, just like boldness or necrophilia. It's only your fault if you don't hate yourself enough to do something about it.

And thats where we come in!

Globo Gym employs a highly trained staff of Personal Alteration Specialists (PAS). And with our competetive price and cosmetic surgery we can change that Frank-n-Stein you see in the mirror every morning into a Frank-n-Fine! Of course you'll still be you in the legal sense, but think of it as a thinner, more attractive, better you than you could ever become without us.



Always remember the 5 D of Dodgeball:
-Dodge
-Duck
-Dip
-Dive
-Dodge

We are better than you, and we know it

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*Note*
After playing the Dodgeball open the Globo Gym Purple Cobras and Average Joe's Gym joined forces when they found out that you need at least 11 players to play Bloodbowl
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Blade
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Guard, Block, Side Step
 n 39 7 4 0 0 4 39/51 140k
(70+70)k
  
2
Blazer
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Guard, Block, Side Step, Dirty Player
   43 6 8 0 3 3 51/76 160k
(70+90)k
  
3
Dwight
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Kick, Block, Guard
   43 6 1 0 7 4 43/51 140k
(70+70)k
  
4
Owen
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Guard, Block
   40 5 2 0 2 1 20/31 120k
(70+50)k
  
5
Me'Shell Jones
Lineman
6 3 4 8   5 1 0 0 0 0 1/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
6
Gordon
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block, Dodge
   42 2 3 0 1 1 18/31 110k
(70+40)k
  
8
Fran Stalynofskivitchdavitovichsky
Witch Elf
7 3 4 7
Dodge, Frenzy, Jump Up
Mighty Blow
   7 1 2 0 3 0 13/16 140k
(110+30)k
  
9
Kate Vetach
Witch Elf
7 3 4 7
Dodge, Frenzy, Jump Up
Block, Side Step, Mighty Blow, Diving Tackle
   25 6 11 0 11 0 61/76 200k
(110+90)k
  
10
Pepper Brooks
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block, Tackle, Guard, Side Step
   42 3 4 0 8 6 61/76 160k
(70+90)k
  
11
Cotton McKnight
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block, Guard, Side Step
   43 9 3 0 4 4 46/51 140k
(70+70)k
  
12
Patches o'Houlihan
Runner
8 3 4 7
Dump-Off
+MA, Accurate, Safe Throw, Sure Feet
   32 44 2 0 0 3 65/76 170k
(80+90)k
  
13
Lazer
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
Tackle, Dodge, Mighty Blow, Side Step
   30 5 10 0 8 1 56/76 190k
(100+90)k
  
14
White Goodman
Blitzer
8 3 5 8
Block
+AG, +MA
   9 3 4 0 1 1 22/31 170k
(100+70)k
  
15
Steve the Pirate
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 100k
(100+0)k
  
16
Peter LaFleur
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
Tackle, Strip Ball
   18 6 3 0 4 1 28/31 140k
(100+40)k
  
15 players  
Coach: Lemmy Re-Rolls (100k): 5  
Race: Dark Elf Fan Factor: 11  
Current Team Value: 2560k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 30k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 2560k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:43 (19/13/11) |TD Diff:17 (92 - 75) |Cas Diff:0 (27/31/14 - 37/24/11)
Last Opponent: Die Argonauten